Myth busted – Renee Zellweger does indeed own a pair of eyeballs.
We know this because she turned up at the
world premiere of the whites of her eyes Armani One Night Only event in New York last week looking like an acid-tripping deer that’s been caught in the headlights. It’s been a quiet few years for the Oscar winner, and it looks like she’s used her time away from the spotlight to rid herself of her trademark squint and more than a few crinkles in her face.
So what has a few hours under the scalpel of Hollywood’s best done for a woman who was already ranked in the top 50 most beautiful people in the world? Made her look remarkably boring, that’s what:
You see? She’s gone from an endearing girl-next-door to a tired old soccer mom that thinks you’re spending far too much time on that computer, honey.
Not to mention that she know looks a little bit like Jennifer Grey – maybe they have the same surgeon? Hopefully that’s where the similarities end, seeing as when Jennifer got rid of her trademark beak back in the early nineties, her entire career went down the pan with it. Renee can’t fade into obscurity just yet, the Bridget Jones cash cow isn’t done being milked.
Renee’s ‘trying to read a menu from really far away’ expression has been her main selling point since she rose to fame in Jerry Maguire almost twenty years ago, so there’s a chance that this could be the kiss of death for her career. Unless of course, she goes into the look-a-like business as a Renee Zellweger doppelganger, in which case she might do alright. She just needs to smoke a huge blunt and stand underneath an extremely bright light for the whole evening.
So what do you think? Did you like her better when you could only just about see her pupils or are you happy for her and her peripheral vision?