We love our readers. From the very bottom of our hearts, we adore them and cherish their opinions on life, the universe and everything. Some of our readers are silent; observing the world of celebrity vicariously through our writers. We love them too, just not quite as much.
Other readers like to get as involved as they possibly can by adding witty add-ons to our pieces using their own inimitable senses of humour. Some others like to defend their favourite bands, actors and artists to the hilt by using the ol’ “if you don’t have anything nice to say…” quip before telling us that we deserve to die and spend eternity in the depths pits of hell for daring to take the piss out of people.
People with no sense of humour, basically. It is these people who we celebrate each week in Readers’ Letters, our weekly trawl through your comments and opinions, filtering the fantastic from the flotsam, the sublime from the shite. This week, we’ve done it as a video! Let Editor Mof guide you after the jump…
Woe is us.
Arthur ASCii says
The definition of Hecklerspray writers is pigs.
d says
Never saw Mof before. Probably not a good idea to show him in public ever again but if you do, have him work on enunciating (for those who are confused, enunciating is speaking clearly and concisely).
stella says
Why is it that great minds never get beautiful envelopes?
Regardless the fact that your articulation leaves much to be desired, what’s the point of that girlie fringe of yours?
But the worst thing is that you suffer from onychophagia, in plain language — You Bite Your Nails! Brrrr…
sarah says
Dammit spray! I can’t watch videos at work!
mark says
Speak more clearly, son!
Cookie Monster says
How did you find that picture of me? Damnit, I think that my phone has been hacked. I beg of you, please don’t publish the naughty fuzzy blue bits. Paris said she had a cookie, I was framed, I can’t be held responsible for my actions, I’m in muppet therapy for my addiction, Jim Henson and MJ damaged me in horrible and terrible ways, FACTS, I say, FACTS!