There is a universally recognised scale for measuring the quality and effectiveness of TV commercials.
Scientists have fixed points of reference for the best (1990s Tango) and worst (anything by Microsoft ever) ads. All else will fall between these, and after the jump we’ll show you one of the better ones out there at the moment. Old ladies, little girls, and anyone who weaves their clothes from hemp need not proceed…
We remember our school pet: a stick insect we called Custard because it used to sick up recent meals as a yellow mush.
Oh Custard, you were so well-loved by the kids. Right up to the day when Robert Staples ate four cans of evaporated milk at lunch, brought them back up into your glass case as a present, and you drowned.
If only Mr Hill had been there. Who knows what wonders he could have worked on your soggy insect body?
Sunny says
THIS was the best part of American Idol last night. LOVE the bunny.