Just because someone's famous doesn't mean they'd make a good spouse. We know this likely comes as a shock – but its first-hand experience talking.
We've been getting married to famous people since we were ten, and not a single one of those marriages has ever worked out. On the other hand, all three marriages we've had to non-celebrity people have worked out just fine – the second one being the best.
Come back to us Mona! In retrospect our mother likes you now!
Pink and her husband what's his face know the turmoil that can accompany celebrity marriages. Word on the street is they're currently having a hard go of things. By word on the street we mean someone overheard her talking in a restaurant, and by having a hard go we mean Pink stabbed her boy and stuffed him in a fruit cellar. Yeah, try to motocross with that knife in your leg, guy.
We made up the stabbing and the stuffing. Didn't happen.
The singer known as Pink is a wonderful entertainer who has been singing since he was very young. He's had a string of hits and… hold on. He's a woman, it seems, at least according to the hecklerspray fact checkers. Well if that's so, then he's a beautiful woman complete with femininity and menstrual needs.
But maybe now isn't the most polite time to mock Pink's lack of girlishness – after all, he's having marriage trouble. According to a restaurant-eating eavesdropper:
"Pink was out with a table full of friends and telling them that her and Carey just wasn't working anymore. She told them, 'We're just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It's not like it was when we first started.' "
The eavesdropper-news is being denied fervently by Pink's mouth-slaves, as they claim all is well with their client and his husband. More specifically his slave said the rumours were "…complete bullshit," an insightful comment that likely earned the mouthpiece several thousand dollars.
Now for some deep and well thought-out marital advice for Carey Hart, the motocross guy that somehow married Pink even though so many states are against that sort of thing. Carey, taking Pink flowers for no reason is a great way to keep the spark alive. Come home after work and just surprise him with a dozen full-bloom petunias. It really can do wonders.
Also, tell him you love him. Sometimes that's just what other guys need to hear if you're married to them. And finally, if he does something to bother you, bottle it up. Only by suppressing your emotions and harbouring secret rage can you guarantee yourself a long happy married life to your man-wife.
And that, after all, is what life is all about.
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Are Pink And Carey Hart Heading For Splitsville? – Entertainmentwise