Oh look! How very pissing novel. Pete Doherty is once again adorning these pages because he’s in trouble with the law over drugs charges. One day, he might actually get ’round to making a half decent record and we’ll write about that.
The chances of that, however, are slimmer than his gnarled, eroded septum.
Yes indeed, stumbling puke gland Doherty has been charged with possession of cocaine after a party at which an heiress died of a suspected drugs overdose.
Doherty had been arrested following the death of Robin Whitehead in January. You remember her? She was the ‘society girl’ from the Goldsmith family who was making a film about the NME-approved pus producer, who has consistently appeared in the press because of his penchant for snorting, smoking and shooting everything in sight.
Apart from talent.
The muttering fuckwit has been charged with one count of possession of cocaine following the inquiry into the death of Whitehead.
Two other people have been charged as well, and they’re called Peter Wolfe and Alan Wass who have been charged with possession.
If you’re one of those pathetic, hooting fans who like to turn up outside courtrooms to show your support for people you’d normally cross the street to avoid, but don’t because you like singing along to their piss-weak little ditties of sixth form poetry, then they’re due to appear at Thames Magistrates’ Court on 18th October.
Until then, it’s advised that you fill Libertines fan-forums up with endless, sentimental bullshit about how misunderstood and troubled the singer is.
Which he isn’t.
david burr says
Mate your a cunt, pete doherty has made brilliant records with the libertines, babyshambles and his solo album. Your just a fucking retard who obsesses with his drug habit, get a life you fucking egg. You have no good taste in music, you just like to chat shit about people you don’t know behind a computer screen. Man up and stop being a horrible cunt, and go get a girlfriend you wetty.