The show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”?was the most beloved redneck show on television. I say “was” because TLC just canceled that shit because, get this: Honey Boo Boo’s mom, Mama June Shannon, decided it would be a fucking brilliant idea to start dating one of her former boyfriends who just got out of prison after serving 10 years for aggravated child molestation.
BUT WAIT! IT GETS WORSE! The child he went to jail for molesting was Mama June’s very own daughter, Anna! That’s right, he did 10 years for molesting her child, and now that he’s out she’s buying him used cars and house hunting with him. Mama June makes Kris Jenner look like Mother of the Year.
So, just to give you the full details, years and years ago, Mama June was dating this sick pervert named Mark McDaniel. He got arrested for forcing a young girl to perform oral sex on him (try not to throw up), the girl was apparently related to Mama June, they broke up, and he went to jail for 10 years. Sick, I know.
Well, he got out of jail recently and apparently Mama June has been all up on his child loving ass (regardless of the fact her main cash cow is her very young daughter so I don’t know why she thinks this is a good fucking idea). TLC threatened to cancel her family’s show if she was dating Lester the Molester, and she was all like “Oh hell nah, I’m not at that.” HOWEVER, she’s been photographed everywhere with this asshole INCLUDING house hunting and buying him a used car!
Once it became pretty fucking obvious her dumb fucking ass was seeing this piece of shit two things happened: TLC canceled “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”, and her oldest daughter, Anna “Chickadee” Shannon was like “OH HELL NO! I AM DONE WITH YOU MAMA JUNE BECAUSE THE RELATIVE HE MOLESTED WAS ME AND NOW YOU’RE BACK WITH HIM?!”
Ok, well, she didn’t say that, but she did say that when she first told Mama June, Mama June didn’t believe her:
A week or so after it happened, I talked to Mama and she was upset, crying and saying, ?I don't believe you, I don't believe you, why would you do this to me?? ? And I was like, ?Mama, he did that to me and I can't do anything about it. You were never there to see it you were always at work.
After that, Anna went to live with her grandmother and only moved back in with her mother and sister’s before their reality show started filming.
As fucking sick as all of this is, I’m just amazed that people are shocked that Mama June, a woman who put her youngest daughter in some majorly hoochie child pageant outfits, got married in a camo hunting dress, and feeds her children some form of food called “sketti”, is actually a terrible fucking mother. I mean, the woman is a hillbilly MESS. Someone needs to get poor Honey Boo Boo the fuck out of there!
Rey says
That last line was awesome!
Ebie says
My suggestion is for people to stop referring to her as, “Mama June.” What is she — ninety? In fact, it would be wonderful if all the goofball nicknames were dropped. I mean, c’mon!
Sharon says
Why call her mama June? She is no mother! That title only belongs to real mothers!