For years, I thought that Paris Hilton was the worst piece of shit pop culture could produce: A spoiled, entitled, coke whore brat who suffered from severe affluenza and didn’t have to take responsibility for anything or be nice to anyone. Then I discovered her younger brother Conrad and quickly discovered it’s not just Paris, it’s the whole goddamn family.
I’ve written about Conrad Hilton’s cunty brat behaviour in the past, but since he’s so fucking rich and Daddy keeps bailing him out, homeboy never learns a fucking lesson, so once again he’s in the news for being a giant piece of shit, and once again Daddy Hilton has bailed him out.
Conrad Hilton, 23, was taken into custody outside his ex-girlfriend Hunter Salomon’s house early Saturday while driving her dad’s Bentley…which he stole. Hunter already had a restraining order on his ass, but when you’re a Hilton boy, nothing says “TRU LUV” like stealing a girl’s dad’s car, driving to her house in the middle of the night, probably high af, and breaking the restraining order she has against you.
As I’ve probably mentioned in the past when I’ve wrote about this hot mess when Hunter first slapped him with a restraining order, Hunter is the daughter of Rick Salomon. As in the dude who starred in “One Night in Paris” with Conrad’s sister. The whole thing is just messed up and gross and weird. Like when he first brought her home for dinner did he introduce her to Paris? The girl who starred in a sex tape with her dad? How messed up.
Speaking of gross, a video of Hilton’s arrest was obtained by TMZ (of course), and showed him hurling homophobic slurs at his arresting officers and shouting spoiled brat shit like:
I’m Conrad motherfucking Hilton, don’t you forget it!
A source close to the Hilton family said his parents Rick and Kathy, who are legitimately probably way worse parents than we give Kris Jenner for being, because look at the messes they’ve created, refused to post their son’s $90,000 bail without a court order forcing his admittance to a hospital for mental health issues.
Of course, they did post it and now who knows where the fuck Conrad is, and who fucking cares. There is legit no minor celebrity on the planet I want to bitch slap as bad as I want to bitch slap Conrad Hilton. The only positive of his existence that I might now right a blog listing all the celebs I want to slap. Smdh.
Side note: Does anyone else get young Robert Durst vibes from Conrad Hilton? HBO better be ready to make “The Jinx Part 2” in about 40 years.