It’s always nice when a grotesquely wealthy person goes to visit poor people. It gives them an ideal opportunity to perfect their worried, moved facial expressions. We’ve seen it with Angelina Jolie as she globetrots to the scrubbers.
And now, Paris Hilton is taking time out of her busy holidaying schedule to go and cry at some orphans in Bali.
That’s nice of her isn’t it? She was probably wearing make-up which cost more than all the orphans had ever possessed in their short, miserable lives. Still, CHARITY!
The heiress and celebutante took time off? from people trying to arrest her for mistaking wraps of cocaine for chewing gum to stand motionlessly, holding back obviously real tears, in two of Indonesias orphanages.
Of course, being the expert grief-tourist, Paris posted a photo of herself with the kids on her twitter page and revealed the visit had been a wonderful experience.
Get that? Wonderful. It was wonderful watching children grinning briefly thanks to their wonder at seeing a orange skinned, peroxide blonde tottering around their normally grim home. They were afforded the opportunity to forget about how they ended up in such a desperate situation, unaware that Paris only usually roughs it with poor people when mocking them in her Simple Life show.
Hilton wrote:
“Had a great day spending time with the orphans from 2 of the orphanages in #Bali. Such sweet, beautiful children. Loved seeing them smile … The orphans in #Bali are so adorable. Loved being with them today … A pic from today w/ the orphans in #Bali. They are such sweet children. Love them!”
She then posted a link to non-profit organisation Yayasan Kasih Peduli Anak, which we’ve also done, so stop whining about our mocking of Hilton and her obvious attempts at alleviating her own guilt of having such an unfairly large amount of money to fritter away on clothes for her many tiny, coal-eyed dogs.
She tweeted, on a phone or tablet which will have cost her more than the orphans can even imagine:
“The orphans of #Bali need your help. Make a difference. Change a child’s life. Please donate”
Still, at least Paris Hilton felt good about her utterly vapid life. She signed-off with a flourish, saying:
“Bali completely changed my outlook on life. Feel so #blessed. See the world differently.”
Now, she’s only going to buy organic Class A drugs.
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Derek says
Paris is next heading to Myanmar / Burma where she and her sister Nicky plan to put their name to a five star beach resort.
Cookie Monster says
Gary Glitter has done the same, time and time again. Is anyone singing his praises?
Pfft… what a world.