At hecklerspray towers, nothing quite gets us excited like the opening of a bottle of beer and a sausage roll from the local bakers.
Apart from rubbish PR requests from companies, nothing really gets us going in the morning.
Now, we weren't fed tons of money to promote this to you, but we thought we?d do the world some good and announce this to you all. Blue, the boyband who had hits like All Rise and er? a few others including that one with Elton John are coming back. We aren't sure if new material is going to be recorded, but we can see them this summer at least!
As we all know, blue is a colour and is also an important piece of information for gypsies, fortune tellers and other piss-poor psychic folk. They see blue as a sad and depressing colour and use it to convince you you\’ll soon cut yourself to death with a bread knife. But since four random idiots formed a band under that name, it has changed meaning. For the better is to be debated.
When we think of the colour blue, we always think of the band first. The following can only wish they were as popular as a manufactured band – the colour of the sky, the colour of the sea, the colour of Carlisle Utd?s football kit, the colour of the office lamp, vile alcopops called WKD, the colour of some peoples eyes, biro ink and the toolbar on a lot of computers.
Each band has to have a novelty wacky member who everyone loves to chuckle at. For Blue, it's comedy chef and all round bad speller Lee Ryan. Like a bad experience at the fairground, hecklerspray and Lee go way back, following a mini battle where he launched a semi illiterate rant against our lovable scribbler Chris Laverty via the dying MySpace. Don't worry too much though; Chris only wakes up occasionally now screaming “ONE LOVE.” He's pretty much all there, despite a sweary message from Lee.
Blue were set to be mass marketed for our American chums, however, in true comedy fashion, Lee Ryan kind of messed that up. Remember the terrible attacks in New York on September 11th? Instead of keeping his mouth shut, Lee decided that this event wasn?t that important. Instead, we had to think of the elephants. Yes kids, the elephants. Subsequently, they weren't shipped off to other countries for others to hate.
Whilst we all thought the band had thankfully been dead and buried for a long time, they are apparently due to make a comeback! Glastonbury may be a step to high, just like V Festival. We think Bath leisure centre is something that the lads can be content with.
According to Simon Webbe:
?We’re the only boyband that has never split up?.
Unless we're wrong, there's some boyband called The Jackson 5 who have never officially split up and still plan to inflict touring on us. They?ve just been caught up in kiddy touching trials, getting in to shitloads of debt and trying to salvage solo careers. Oh, that's just Michael isn't it?
Duncan James from Blue also added:
?The four of us will definitely do something together this summer?.
Sadly, there was no word from Lee about the exciting comeback plans. Presumably he couldn't attend the press conference after throwing a strop when he went outside the lines in his colouring book. He?d have only punched his own reflection or claimed to be dating Ariel from The Little Mermaid, anyway.
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Shooty* says
Oh, dear lord, first Pig Flu, now this.
Great.
Thanks a f**king million, God.
Alex says
Thats it Jesus this is your final warning.
J says
YEYYY ;D I am very happy they are going to reunite!! they were like the great boyband ever!! i still listen to their songs.. they are simply great!! @ shooty… shut the fu** up.. 10x ;)
samii says
i agree with tht girl at the bottom they are a f**kin great band and why u on here anyway if you nt like them ill be going to there concert so hpe il see yuh there :@ BLUEEE CUM BK ………. lv BLondiiee,,x