Remember One Direction from last year’s X Factor? Those fresh-faced lads that got all the way to the final by being cheeky, having a lark and bonking Rebecca Ferguson? Yeah, the ones that are a bit like The Risk. How quickly you forget.
They’re looking forward to releasing their new album but, being teenage boys who are still worried about spots, booze and getting their ends away, most of their interviews are turning to dating.
Yes, it turns out that the lads wouldn’t mind dating one of their loyal, insane fanbase.
Lucky for you girls!
One Direction members have been linked with a myriad of celebrity hotties with Liam Payne recently being linked to an affair with Christine Hamilton. These boys are young, virile and ready to mingle. Plus, in order to keep up with mega-boy-star Justin Bieber, they need to impregnate women AND QUICKLY.
Wand Erection’s Zayn told ITV:
“I don’t think you should ever pursue or like, basically, date someone based on whether or not they’re a fan.?Like, if they’re a fan then it’s cool.”
It’s cool to be a One Direction fan. Especially if you’re attractive and Zayn would like to put his penis inside you. That’s really cool. If you’re not a fan then it’s fine, he’ll still put his penis in you but you might not have much to talk about when those thirty seconds of ecstacy are over.
In the interview, little Louis challenged Zayn (not to a duel):
“It wouldn’t stop you if they were a fan.”
Zayn conceded, rubbing his thighs and admitting :
“No, it wouldn’t stop me if they were a fan. If I find someone attractive then I’ll let them know.”
How does he let you know? You’ll have to get close to him and find out. That’s not us condoning you stalking members of a boy band by the way. Just to be clear.
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Avery says
Why don’t you atchualy say the awnser? This was a waste of my time and of many others.
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