Charity organisations the world over are believed to be gearing-up for a massive appeal on behalf of all ex-members of Oasis as Liam Gallagher announced to Sky News:
“The only reason why Oasis will come back is when we’re fucking skint.”
Although he also said the forthcoming album from new band Beady Eye will be the “best record you’ll hear for the next 50 years” so we're not sure what to believe. Perhaps if you spend the next fifty years in a cell with access to only one record then he might be close to the truth.
Anyway.
The very thought of the world being polluted by more generic play-by-numbers nasal thicko-rock has led many music-lovers to consider setting-up a Direct Debit straight into Liam?s personal account. You know ? just in case.
There's only so much wonk-eyed swaggering and looking ?hard? whilst backed by a bunch of no-marks who couldn't make a decent fist of their own bands banging out the same fetid three chords that anyone can really take.
Even newest fan Katy Perry isn't going to like them for ever. ?I'm a big fan of Oasis,? she recently told Q magazine in an obviously misguided attempt to convince an uncaring British readership that she's ?down? with us, before adding ?though I don't know the catalogue front to back?.
Yeah, stop listening to the ?catalogue? now love. You won't be a ?big fan? for too much longer.
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Barry Money says
So this is what you call news…. your worthless opinion.
Waster
hoohaahee says
@Barry Money
This is a comedy website, you want serious “reportage”, fuck off to the telegraph.
Also, Oasis are utter, utter, low brow shite that almost brought chav culture into the mainstream in the mid 90’s.
The hardest I’ve laughed in recent years was when I read “our kid” had his front fucking teeth smashed in while trying to act the big man in a german nightclub.
Seriously, I pissed meself laughing.