Nicole Richie is skinny, not dying. We think she makes a nice change from greasy slappers clogging up nightclubs with their bulging bellies and gelatinous arses.
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Onlookers were concerned when they spotted Nicole Richie dining at a Hollywood café not eating her dinner very quickly.
Then she must be anorexic? Bulimic? Stricken with bowel cancer, maybe?
Agreed, Richie is ‘impossibly skinny’ and we certainly wouldn’t, but just be thankful she is not Kelly Osbourne.
What a great example Kelly is to impressionable young women of the world. Being fat is fine. Of course it is. Clogged arteries are not only looked upon favourably by doctors; they positively encourage excessive smoking as a weight loss treatment.
Get real, fatties. Richie is the future, like it or not.
Paris Hilton – former best friend of Nicole Richie (DVDs) – had this to say about the wispy waif’s health:
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Nothing. She said nothing. She couldn’t care less about Richie any more than we could.
We do not hate Nicole Richie, just consider that being ‘a bit bony’ is preferable to being ‘a bit fat’ – which, let’s face it, she definitely was before.
Lindsay Lohan has put on weight, so everyone is happy again (her figure is now ‘attainable’), while Nicole Kidman is still skinny (intimidates her female audience). You run a poll and see who is the most popular with the ladies. People only want what validates their own sense of self.
Anyone who has ever witnessed low-cut jeans and a stomach bloated with last night’s curry and half a dozen Stellas will sympathise with our stance here.
Nicole Richie, love, just eat your three squares (staying clear of the toilet for a good hour afterwards) and spend a bit more time in the gym toning up. Or just spend more time drinking white wine spritzers like Kirtsen Dunst.
What? She doesn’t exactly look bad for it, does she?
Yet.
Read More:
How Tiny is Nicole? – Sky Showbiz
[story by Chris Laverty]
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if you still dont get it then look it up, and “apparently” nicole is something between 15 -16 BMI which means shes a size 0 maybe smaller and just for the record a size 0 is the same waist size as the average 8 year old little girl. You also realize that if she is not eatting healthy or not eatting full stop ur beloved nicole will proberly die, but nobody really knws for sure wot shes actually eatting or not, cant just rely on magazines because, believe it or not every tin you read isnt true omg!!! shock. The most sickening thing is there are people who r actually starving in this world, who r not doing it deliberately. People like some of u make 11 year old little girls starve themselves to death because nobody is taking the fact that anorexia is a very serious problem just like Obesity within many age groups including men another shock omg!!! so im just wondering if you people tink that kate winslet is fat or maybe carmen electra etc!!! But for the guys and girls out there who tink that lookin like a corpse is a turn on or lookin like a little country tink again. You only live once stop wasting time on things that dont really matter just have fun. Btw if ur think maybe im a fat heffa tink again coz i can prove it just ask for my addy. My rant is over lol
I am 5’3 and just breaking 98 pounds- I do not have an eating disorder and have been trying to gain weight for a year now. The only reason Nicole Richie is the same as an average 8 year old is simply because americans are extremely overweight. I am slender not anorexic, my whole family is slim and I always have been. The average weight for someone my height is another 15 pounds on top of me- with that much more weight, I would be pretty chubby looking. This is just complete evidence that america is an overweight nation and the skinny people shouldn’t be patronized, it’s the obese ones that need to worry.
im not just talking about nicole, anyone around the world who is a size 0 which wud proberly be what a 6 or maybe smaller here would be the same size as the average 8 year old girl in the entire world not just in america, and thats great if you live healthy and dont starve urself and its in ur jeans to be slim and if everyone found out wot there actual BMI was then there wudnt be any fat or anorexic people maybe but nicoles wasnt always that “slim” tho, and maybe if one day ur lilttle girl comes up to u wen shes 11 n says im fat and wants to be as skinny as victoria beckham mum and then does everything she can not to eat and watching her puke it back up wen she does and then u watch ur little girl go from 8 and half stone to 4 stone being hospitalised not being able to move, choobs stickin out of her every where being feed through them see if u think that its ok to encourage that behaviour then that sick. But its an illness just like obesity and shudnt b encourage by some of these sick guys and just wondering is it nice fuckin someone who looks like a child does it make u feel like men knowin that that poor little anorexic women cant stick up for herself so ull always win all it is is control power and being fucking sick in the head.
I have no real sympothy for those underweight girls afraid of being fat- it’s just the girls who can’t help being so skinny I’m concerned about, the girls that try to gain weight to be more healthy, and are insecure of how skinny they are. I am one of them
look at the facts. her BMI would say she is too thin an she needs a little more layer of fat around her bones. but i stil cant help but think that she looks gorgeous thin.
Nicole Richie is sexy. She is not even close to too skinny. If you ask me she could loose another 5 to 10 pounds. Her body is skinny but her ribs tend to not show enough.
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