Oscar-winning actress, Natalie Portman, has fearlessly portrayed a number of challenging characters with grace, intelligence, and sensitivity. Unfortunately, the thirty-one year old comes across as such a pompous, unlikeable bitch that it’s often difficult to appreciate her acting skill.
I wanted to take the famous SNL digital short that Portman starred in with Andy Samberg as proof that she wasn’t an enormous twat after all. But I didn’t buy it. She was a good sport for doing it … I’ll give her that much … but I still feel that she was acting like someone good-natured, and she is a good actress. But she herself seems like a stiff, uptight shrew.
She is gorgeous though, if kind of scrawny, with an elegant, high-class look that makes me want to punch her in that beautiful, fine-boned face. My inherent dislike of her makes it that much more irritating that Natalie Portman without makeup looks really great.
In the first photo of the Oscar-winner without makeup, she looks like she’s pretty pissed about having her photo taken, but is trying to be nice about it. Her eyes are a gorgeous, unusual shade of brown, her skin looks perfect, and her nose is flushed a charming shade of pink from the chilly air. Personally, I think it’s gross when a person’s earlobe is connected to his or her cheek the way hers is, but perhaps I’m searching a little too hard for flaws.
The next photo was taken in August of this year, just a few days following her wedding. She looks healthier than usual, probably from getting laid newlywed-style by her ballerina husband. As much as I want to deny it, Natalie Portman looks extremely beautiful without any makeup. She looks younger than her years, fresh and pretty. But still like a bitch.