Natalie Portman has suggested that she might quit all that acting lark. Why? Well, she’s seemingly intent on becoming a massive bore. That means she wants to focus on her family and presumably litter her Facebook with constant pictures of stupid humans that have grown in her womb.
She’s currently incubating an inevitable disappointment which was put there by her choreographer fiance Benjamin Millepied. That’s right. Millepied. This baby will have more legs than eyelashes.
Portman has spoken of her desire to emulate (aka ‘copy’) Hollywood icon Audrey Hepburn, who sacked Hollywood off to begin a family.
The actress sez:
“Audrey made some good choices in life. More and more I realise how unimportant it is to be in the history books or anything like that. Putting time and energy into your children, that’s valuable”.
So tough cheese if you’d like to see her being a bit lesbian in films or you’d like to stare at her buttocks in a fantasy romp.
Of course, Portman is currently starring comic-flick, Thor. Something of a relief after the whole gruelling Black Swan? shoot.
“It probably delayed the onset of a total breakdown from the efforts of doing Black Swan, which is going to hit at any moment….We got nice long breaks and I got to read in my trailer which was very comfortable and has a bed. I could eat whenever I wanted and train whenever I felt like it”.
She’s not even had her baby yet and she’s already started talking like a mumsnet bore. Next week, we imagine she’ll be prattling on about growing her own vegetables and knitting bootees.
The git.
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cassandra says
And will someone PLEASE tell her that Audrey Hepburn’s decision turned out to be an utter disaster? She left Hollywood to marry an Italian psychiatrist who spent years trying to convince her that having all those mistresses was completely normal. When she finally returned to Hollywood and tried to get back into pictures, it was too late.
Quelita says
Since she wants to leave showbusiness,this will give her a chance to have a more private life and not worry about the paparazzis,tabloids and what people can say about her anymore nor the pressures of acting. Also,the public most likely
will find other stars they can idolize on instead. That is what usually happens.
Mike says
Thanks the gods the idiot who wrote this article probably wont breed. good got natalie!
john samuels says
What a bitter person you are.