Everyone likes Natalie Portman. She’s a very talented lady. And lovely to look at. Oh so very, very lovely to look at. And kisses a naked girl in Black Swan. In fact, she’s such generally brilliant that she’s even willing to do the most appalling things for a role.
She kisses Ashton Kutcher. On the lips. And doesn’t even dry-heave.
However, it isn’t without drawback as, the wonderful, lovely, lovely, really lovely Natalie points out that kissing Kutcher is plain weird. Because he’s a big weird dimwit. Probably.
Portman, who is having a baby with, regrettably, doesn’t? belong to hecklerspray (she’s ignores us no matter how many desperate emails we send), co-stars with Ashton in a new romantic comedy called No Strings Attached, which is bound to be rubbish. Rubbish, but with a really lovely leading lady. Oh, so very lovely. And talented. But most of all, lovely.
Naturally, this being what cloying idiots call a ‘rom-com’, there is lot of kissing to be had.
And Natalie confessed that kissing on-set is pretty difficult… especially when it is goon-minded pensioner-humper, Ashton Kutcher. That joke makes fun of the fact he’s stepping-out with Demi Moore who is, according to our records, over 6000 years old.
Says the lovely Natalie Portman:
?It’s awkward! It’s always awkward. It’s just weird to kiss someone that you wouldn’t choose to kiss in your personal life. You get over it. You laugh through it and act like an immature kindergartner, which is what I did much of the time.”
There you have it. She wouldn’t touch Kutcher with a shit-covered broom handle and, of course, he is prone to acting like a toddler loaded up on Skittles.
Poor Natalie. Poor, poor Natalie. Did we mention that we think she’s just lovely?
*wistful sigh*
Tune in next week when our infatuation turns ugly and we start nailing dead crows to Natalie Portman’s house until she agrees to marry us.
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Ana says
A friend of Natalie said:
LitGeek says
“Goon-minded pensioner humper” is my new favorite phrase. Well done.