As we get older, we often have to re-educate ourselves with all of this modern speak that the youth of society spit from their mouths. To us, being ?from the streets? meant you were a homeless person who fished around in bins for scraps of food, stunk of ammonia and generally harassed people for a spare 20p for cider or drugs. Generally, tramps weren't embraced with kisses and cuddles.
But, times changed and now if you are ?from the streets?, it doesn't mean you're a homeless sort. Instead it's the polar opposite as you're considered a hip young thing who has grown up in areas of extreme poverty and witnessed all sorts of shocking events ? like people tripping over cracks in the pavement.
Annoyingly, there is a growing trend for people to commit what they've seen to record. N-Dubz in particular have done this and pestered the ears of thousands. Our prayers have been partly answered as the band have announced a temporary split, hooray!
N-Dubz is comprised of a fascinating trio, headed up by none other than lead dipshit, Dappy.
He's a colourful character who managed to get glassed in a restaurant a few months ago. But it gets better when we remind ourselves of the anti-bullying campaign that N-Dubz were asked to front. When appearing on the Radio 1 breakfast show, Dappy didn't take kindly to one fan who sent in a text and basically called him a talentless gobshite.
Instead of ignoring the abuse, he made a note of the mobile number and sent some abusive messages back. Oh the splendid irony!
Perhaps that incident and several others have caused the band to bugger off to whichever street they came from. Dappy the moron said:
?Tulisa is going to do her films and fragrances. Fazer is going to produce half of my album and I'm going to write songs with Tulisa.?
More than likely, we won't see a collective reform of N-Dubz until their separate solo ventures crash and burn and they need a cash injection.
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kellie says
Frankly Matthew you dont know what your talking about. at the end of the day they produce good music. yes dappy has a very out there personality but that is what makes them stand out. he lives for his music there all talented and they will be making music for a very long time! so live with it!
louise says
lead dipshit dappy?
well, he’s more famous than you’ll ever be mate.
writing shit stories about celebrities, calling them pathetic names.
nice one?
n-dubz forever!<3
gilbert wham says
Yes he does. No, they don’t. No, he hasn’t. No, they aren’t. No, they won’t.
I’d really rather not.
arzkazoo says
My own theory is that dappy is, in fact, an illegally imported chimp that’s been shaved, taught to grunt along to the “tracks” and rewarded for this behaviour with a succession of idiotic looking hats.
@Louise “n-dubz forever”? Jesus Christ, I hope not..
Ronnie says
n-dubs? Who are they?
Gone, forgotten – unsold CDs dumped in landfills. Last year’s chav-bait now beyond usefulness.