Pamela Anderson. The woman has such good intentions, you know. She’s always picking up random men from the grubby trashy loser pound and marrying them, only to have each marriage fail miserably.
We hate to tell you this, Pam, but you just gotta let some of those strays be put down, honey. We’ve had to do the same thing with several of Paris Hilton’s boyfriends. Just gotta let them go…
But now, Pamela Anderson finds herself doing the failed marriage thing again with that Rick Salomon guy she married. No, wait. Scratch that. She’s just getting an annulment this time,not a divorce. Oh, okay then. That’s much better.
Yes, children, once again Pamela Anderson reminds why you should listen to your mother and never let yourself sober up after marrying a loser because you wake up and realise that you’ve married a loser. Okay, we shouldn’t be too hard on the old girl because she has hepatitis from her first rocker husband so she can’t stay dead drunk all the time because it’s bad for her liver.
Anyway, for those of you keeping track at home, Pamela Anderson married and divorced greasy, tattooy, wife-beater-tank-top wearing rocker Tommy Lee and also married to and divorced greasy, tattooy, wife-beater-tank-top wearing rocker Kid Rock. Pamela Anderson headed to less greasy, tattooy, wife-beater-tank-top waters when she married slimy, pervy, home porno maker Rick Salomon. But, unfortunately that’s not going to work out either for some reason.
Of course, this isn’t the first Pamela Anderson/Rick Salomon divorce talk we’ve heard. Pammy already filed for divorce from Rick Salomon in December after two whole months of wedded horror. She then changed her mind a couple of days later. Then she hanged it again a few dozen more times.
At any rate, Pamela Anderson appears to want out for real this time and trying to get her marriage to Rick Salomon annulled. She’s opting for an annulment as opposed to a divorce because everyone knows that it’s better to have two divorces and an annulment rather than three divorces because if you say you have three divorces people might think you really suck at making life decisions and can’t maintain a mature relationship.
So maybe marriage isn't the best hobby for Pamela Anderson to be involved in. Maybe she should just stick to the things she's good at like running on the beach in slow motion and, um…
Actually, that's about it.
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mst3kster says
The problem with Pammy is that none of these guys she hooks up with want to be a groom, they only want to be the breast man.