Is Morrissey having a very public nervous breakdown? It certainly seems that way. See, at the moment, you can’t move for stories about him being wildly erratic and saying things which aren’t as considered as they once were.
Of course, The Mozfather has always been good for a quote and, indeed, regardless of the fact he has contributed to some of the most awful music ever cut to wax, he was always worth reading about.
However, these days he’s less a vinegary old tart with a razor sharp wit and more a bumbling idiot, dribbling out nonsense in a bid to get any sort of attention from the world. No, he’s not ordering security staff to strip-search the people of Middlesbrough for secreted meats, but comparing the savage killings in Norway to fast-food.
Basically, the former Smiths warbler has kicked up a large stink (almost as bad as vegetarian flatulence) after comparing the Norwegian massacre to the slaughter of animals for fast-food restaurant chains.
During a show in Warsaw, Moz allegedly said:
“We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead. Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried shit every day.”
This all comes on the back of a series of incredibly odd things (apparently) uttered by Morrissey. After stomping off stage in a huff because he could smell burgers, he also went and called Chinese people a “sub-species”.
He also once said:
“Killing a stag is like killing a child. What’s the difference?”
It really does seem like he’s in the throes of a nervous breakdown and, if we’re correct, this can only end in Mozza being found weeping in a square, naked and binge-eating raw meat while rubbing coagulated pig’s blood into his writhing torso while singing Baldhead Growler’s ‘Sausage’.
Can’t wait.
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PHSYT says
i love Morrissey and he has produced a lot of great music for those with A developed taste to appreciate it but he does make me laugh… he is slowly losing the plot!
JoeMomma says
I’d say he’s rapidly going to the plot.
Cookie Monster says
Killing a fat line is like cannibalizing a Colombian child, or maybe Columbo’s grandchild; you know, the one from The Neverending Story. Bill Clinton knows that shoving a cigar in an unsanctioned human humidor is like anally raping Fidel Castro. Pooping is like the Japanese tsunami to the microbes living in your toilet, but with much shittier results. Sucking-back a Rotten Roney’s milkshake is like… eh, let’s not complete that one.
Wow, retarded similes are fun! Someone give this man a Twitter account.
Bill says
“he also went and called Chinese people a