Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have spent a weekend away together in Maui, where they chatted about getting back together, the possibility of remarrying and becoming a family again for their two toddlers.
And, according to OK! Magazine, upon their return, Britney presented Kevin with a belated £69,000 30th birthday present.
Sixty-nine thosand pounds! Wow, what did she get him? A small house? A big car? A new and improved genetically modified brain that can come up with better lyrics than: “I’m not your brother, I’m not your uncle, I’m Daddy do, Steppin’ in this game and y’all ain’t got a clue?” Nope, none of those things. Can you guess? That’s right; a watch.
A fucking £69k time-keeping device. Why not just take a look at the position of the sun? It’s completely free of charge!
For that same amount of money K-Fed could listen to the talking clock for about 200 years. Honestly, there was us saying last week that she’s back on track, and then she goes and pulls off the most mental move of her life.
Britney has been throwing away the cash recently. Earlier this week she donated £12,500 to the ‘Idol gives back’ charity, because – as a source told CMR: “she watched the show and cried for like two hours over the children in Africa with malaria”. Meaning the idea of K-Fed being unaware of the time is over five times as traumatic as African kids dying of malaria. Sort of.
And all this at a time when she can only get access to her millions by convincing her daddy, who’s in control of financial affairs, that it’s a sensible purchase. A source close to James, Britney’s father, said yesterday:
“He personally approved the mini-vacation and birthday present purchases. There is nothing more he and Brit’s mother, Lynne, would love than for her and Kevin to get back together. Kevin’s whole attitude to his ex-wife has changed. He can see she is responding to treatment for her bipolar disorder, staying sober and trying to rebuild her life and career. Though she is becoming again the woman he fell in love with, they both know rushing into remarriage too soon could be dangerous. So they’re taking baby steps and it seems to be working. Kevin believes she’s almost ready to be a full-time mom again. They are both anxious to put all that behind them and start afresh. They deserve to find happiness and they feel their happiness, as well as that of their children, hinges on them being a family – a proper one this time round.”
Good luck to them. And Britney, if you’re reading this and wondering what to ask your pop to let you spend your money on next, hecklerspray has it’s very own malaria-ridden African child who has been told by the doctor he has just three hours to live.
Trouble is he hasn’t got a watch to count away the seconds. That’s got to be worth at least 150,000 Britney pounds. Make the cheque payable to Paul Sorrenti (his legal guardian) and, please, hurry up.
Veronica says
Good for u get better and people need to let people be