In the war of the bat shit crazies who do ridiculous things for attention, there is currently a battle raging between Miley Cyrus and ?Sinead O’Connor online. ?O’Connor tried to give some advice to Cyrus, and Miley decided to roll her eyes and throw massive shade on Twitter, which caused Sinead to lose her shit. Because there is nothing more sane than a woman in her 40s having a Twitter war with a chick still not of legal age to drink in her own country.?
Of course, Cyrus doesn’t help her case since she’s being a total fucking bitch. ?But does that really surprise anyone?In a recent interview, ?Miley said she got a lot of inspiration for her “Wrecking Ball” video from Sinead’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” video. ?And by inspiration, she basically just meant copying O’Connor’s headshot/sing straight into the camera/shed some tears to show major emotion shtick. ?Well, not exactly copying since Sinead did hers makeup free and Cyrus had on more red lipstick than a Vegas streetwalker, but you get the point.
Anyhoo, so after hearing this, O’Connor decided to send out an open letter to Cyrus online. ?It’s long, and rambly, but the gist of it is that Sinead feels Miley is being prostituted out by the people around her and Cyrus is too talented for that shit. ?O’Connor tries to explain to Cyrus about empowerment, and being recognized for talent and not looks or outrageous behavior. ?Oh, and tells Cyrus to put her fucking clothes back on cause we’re tired of seeing her floppy ass. ?All in all, it’s actually a pretty nice letter and had definite parts Miley should listen to.
However, instead of taking any advice from a woman who recently tattooed the initials of some dude on her cheeks, no matter how ironically sound, Miley decided to be super duper mature and respond on Twitter.
Aww shit. ?Miley managed to see the line, and not only cross it, but take a massive shit all over it. ?If Amanda Bynes wasn’t doped up on enough meds to tranquilize a baby elephant, she’d put on her best blue wig and call Miley super fucking ugly! ?And really mean it this time.
Sinead, feeling offended at the lack of respect from a girl who is best known lately for rubbing her crab infested genitalia all over cement blocks, decided to return the bitchness with another long winded open letter. ? This time it was filled with a lot more “fucks” and judgement towards Cyrus. ?Sinead tells Cyrus that she is a hateful, shitbag of a person to mock mental illness, and that if Miley doesn’t remove the Tweets asap her ass is going to get sued by the best lawyers Sinead knows! ?Now, I don’t know if it’s the fellow drunks at the local watering hole that are telling Sinead that she has any case against someone reposting shit she already posted publicly herself, but we’re a world full of sue happy bitches so it wouldn’t be surprising if O’Connor did sue Miley for being a bitch.
Now, either Miley gives less than no fucks about O’Connor’s opinions or threats, or she’s too busy rubbing her crotch in too tight leotards for Terry “Creepy as Fuck” Richardson to understand anything being said to her. ?She did Tweet to Sinead that she was too busy to write a novel length of a response to all the fuckery because she was getting ready to host Saturday Night Live, but if Sinead wanted to talk in person she could let Miley know in her next letter.
The passive aggressiveness did not ?sit well with the Irish singer who decided to write a third letter full of pissed off ranting. ?I tried to read it, but all I could comprehend was a lot of clucking, because this shit is like a bunch of hens pecking at each other for no goddamn reason. ?What I could gather is that O’Connor will not be meeting Miley for any pumpkin spice lattes at Starbucks anytime soon, but she will happily visit Cyrus in her future padded room.
I also put 10 bucks down that at least one of Miley’s skits this weekend will be about this stupid fight. ?And Sinead better be played by?Bobby Moynihan because really, all he needs to do is be Drunk Uncle with tits.
Sam says
Miley is good for something… all you writers are inspired to write some funny shit! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long while!! Miley’s being a twit but Sinead is crazy, freaking creepy, and a hypocrite. It’s a fight between the immature twit and the crazy bag lady who tattoos her face with the initials of her ex… crazy, crazy, crazy.
Paul says
Miley Cyrus is nothing but a wannabe Madonna.
Cyrus has nothing going for her except her body and Daddy’s name — for she surely cannot sing (I had to change my local radio station due to my station starting to give airtime to, “Wrecking Ball”!!!