To anyone who doesn't have a child, Miley Cyrus could be the name of a clown who is still doing the same tired act after forty years. However for those not aware of the seventeen year olds work, she has been under the thumb of Disney for most of her life. Here, she stars as the annoying Hannah Montana who is a popstar by day and then a normal child at night. Or something.
Given that Miley Cyrus has people such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Laurence Fishburne?s daughter to look up to, she has the option of either being. a) a professional nobody, b) repeat drug/alcoholic/driving offender or c) creepy porn star.
So what would be the best way to combat these potential hurdles that could blight her career and make everyone happy? Of course, release a film where all these things happen.
If this is a move by Miley Cyrus to try and tell us that she is growing up by shunning her work as a child star and being an independent woman, we're not impressed. At seventeen, most British teenagers have gone through all these motions. Don't believe us, just look at E4?s totally accurate depiction of adolescent life on Skins. Nothing but, drinking, sex in every location possible and constant drug taking goes on all the time.
At first, the film, entitled ?LOL? also staring Twilights Ashley Greene, seems quite innocent. Christ, after films launched about Facebook and Google it does seem like Hollywood had finally penetrated the bottom of the barrel and had penned a film about an internet expression with the sequel FTW and prequel ROTFL!!!11!1! already in pre-production.
The script might be written in text speak, but the content might upset Mickey Mouse and other Disney types. Entertainmentwise.com report:
?The 17-year-old actress loses her virginity, talks about sex incessantly, smokes marijuana, kisses one of her two best female friends on the lips, gets wasted and accidentally shows her mum, Ann, (Demi Moore) her Brazilian wax.?
OMG isn't she like so grown up now?
After a hard day of filming scenes where she has to flick her bean or chopping up cocaine in to lines, we all know She'll be whisked in to her life of luxury and zapped with a cattle prod so all the naughty rude stuff she just learnt gets evaporated from her brain.
If any of this does rub off on her, expect us to be reporting on how she was found rocking back and forth in an alleyway whilst trying to knit a scarf out of her own anal pubes.
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Megamileyfan1 says
l’m a huge fan of miley’s & always will be.So it really upsets me,when l go onto a site like this & read such hatred garbage about miley.lt seems to me,that all this stupid site has been set up for,is to rubbish ppl like miley.ls this as far as ur Talents go,you low life.You’re no better than that piece of garbage perez hilton,who just crawls out from the rock he hides under,writes something horid about beautiful miley,then disappears back under his rock again.Usually the ppl that write this stuff,are just jealous of miley,& how Talented she is.Are you so perfect,that you have the right to slam miley in this fashion,l think not.Just remember the old saying,that dire straits use,on one of their records,while ur busy pointing ur finger at miley,there are 3 more fingers,pointing back at you.lf you don’t like this sort of criticism,don’t write horid things about miley.Ppl living in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.Bye have a nice day:)
fjd yi d gj xf says
^ lol that was so bad
Eugene says
Megamileyfan:
I suggest you write this reply down and keep it in a safe place.
Someday, you can look back at it when you’re older, and wonder…
Jennifer says
^ Best response ever. ;)
Jennifer says
Haha, seriously! It astonishes me the brainwashing girls go through when they overstep into the fangirl stage of anything…
Just because you love doesn’t mean the rest of the world does, freak.