In a move that would have been frowned-upon a mere three years ago, Maxim has named Miley Cyrus as Number 1 in their annual Hot 100 list.
That’s quite a bump up from her spot at No.68 in last year’s list, although she has had an entire year to earn a few more million dollars to throw at the magazine. That’s certainly the only logical reason why America’s men have suddenly decided they prefer a shrill ex-Disney star still stuck in her ‘rebellious phase’ over, y’know, a plain old Victoria’s Secret model or a dowdy Beyonce.
The editor of the mens magazine credits allowing readers to vote online for the winner, which is probably why there’s so many tween stars in the top ten – Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens all made the cut.
Rather than reflecting men’s changing attitudes towards sex appeal, all this list shows is that there is some fourteen year old girl in Nebraska with carpal tunnel syndrome and blurred vision from four straight days clicking the ?’vote’ button. In all fairness, there’s also probably some men viewing this list with the same afflictions, but for completely different reasons.
Miley told Maxim that: “it’s every woman’s fantasy to be told she’s No.1 on Maxim’s Hot 100!” Every woman? I’m afraid I’m going to need to see details of that survey, Miley. And if we’re going to aspire towards lists, I’m sure most women would much rather be at the top of Forbe’s ‘World Billionaires’ List. I’ve also heard that being the top of a transplant list is pretty neat. Concerned that she wasn’t shoveling her new found sexuality down the throats of the general public enough, Miley also appeared in a shoot for V Magazine looking like Sporty Spice in a porn parody of the Spice Girls (Which genuinely exists, by the way). Not only is she proudly displaying her butt crack for all the twenty-something guys that secretly watched on her on Hannah Montana but felt weird about it, but she’s also showing enough pubic bone and under-boob that she could send this off to her?gynecologist?in place of a physical.
You’d never catch Emma Stone giving herself a camel toe on the cover of a national magazine. It could have even been edgy if it weren’t for the ‘Bridget Jones’ size Y-fronts and the hesitant look on her face that says “…This is what those girls in Playboy do…right?”
You know at Halloween, when costume shops think that the way to sell outfits to women is to choose normal outfits, strip away half the fabric and add ?’sexy’ or ‘naughty’ to the name? I feel like if you searched for a ‘Sexy Meatloaf’ costume, this is what you’d find. Which is maybe still preferable to the real thing.
Miley recently told Elle UK that:
?A star is someone who doesn't have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that's not just showing your tits. I don't want to be a glorified model. They just walk on stage and it's all about their clothes ? or lack of clothes.?
So there you are, ladies. To become a star, it doesn’t just take ‘showing your tits’. It also apparently takes butt crack, pubic bone and under boob. Talent and charm is apparently optional.
Quan says
that list is so full of shit..maybe on another planet is she number 1 but no freaking way REAL men voted her to that spot, it was the same deal with jennifer Lawrence getting the number 1 spot on another mag..also bullshit..you have these avg looking broads who by most standards look ok, very doable..but b/c they happen to be hot @ the moment they are given these titles
Furthermore take the makeup off these broads and really show me the number one
Joanna says
I think it’s unfair what you wrote. I mean, your right about the influence that online voting does; probably some voters really were 14 year old girls and voted her because of her past (Hanna Montana).
But what you are not right about is the fact that she doesn’t deserve the number 1 spot because, if you ask me (and me being a fully grown woman) Miley is pretty hot right now and it is natural that she wants to show off the body she worked for. And although she is kind of contradicting herself with the interview and then with the fotoshoot, I think what she meant was that showing off your body is different than selling your body. When she says “A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power”, she’s right and I really do think she feels more sexy and confident now with her short hair and her weight loss; so I guess what I’m trying to say is that she already felt sexy before the fotoshoot and these pictures above are just showing it. Besides, a lot of celebrities show a lot more than Miley’s butt crack, pubic bone and under boob.
These are just my thoughts, please don’t hate.