2017 might be frolicking on the beach listening to Joni Mitchell, letting her roots grow out, and preaching her vegan, wannabe hippy Malibu lifestyle, but that doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten 2013/14 Miley, who looked like Tupac ejaculated all over a 1995 New York club kid dressed as a unicorn and fucked on MDMA.
Miley 3.0 is one again talking about Miley 2.0 (Miley 1.0 being Hannah Montana era) and admits that acting like the ratchet female version of Justin Bieber made her feel really sexualized. I mean, I get it, I feel like people look at me sexually when I perform music wearing nothing but glitter on my nipples and pretend to jerk off a dude in a giant duck costume all while wearing a dildo crown. Ugh, people sexualize EVERYTHING!
Miley has revealed that she’s decided to tone down looking like the long lost love child of Michael Alig and 2001 Madonna a la her “Music” video because it became too predictable and she felt sexualized, saying:
“It became something that was expected of me. I didn’t want to show up to photo shoots and be the girl who would get my tits out and stick out my tongue. In the beginning it was kind of like saying ‘Fuck you. Girls should be able to have this freedom or whatever.’ But it got to the point where I did feel sexualized.”
Miley more importantly pointed out that, over the years, having your tits and ass out all the time has kind of lost it’s shock factor given that every bitch from Rihanna to Bella Hadid to Kim Kardashian CONSTANTLY has everything hanging out:
“Even at the MET Gala, everyone had their boobs out, everyone had their ass out, so what’s punk about that now? It’s more punk actually for me not to.”
While I’ve been saying for years that I have no fucking idea where Miley Cyrus got the idea that she was a “punk”, I do get her point. You’re not really doing anything new and liberating by having your tits out when legit every bitch on the planet has her tits out.
Fuck, living a wholesome nice life on the beach in Malibu probably IS the more punk thing to do nowadays, who even knows.
That being said, RIP Miley 2.0:
Lawrence Norton Hurdle says
Poor little Miley. Well, maybe she was “sexualized” because she allowed so very many nude pictures of herself be taken and “leaked” onto the internet. And clearly nobody forced her to do that, nor did it against her will, as she clearly posed for the pictures, and has never sued anyone for their release. And what about her appearing in concert in an outfit that totally exposed her boobs except for a thin silver strip of cloth only barely covering her nipples? Hmm? Who’s fault is that other than Miley herself?
Clearly, Miley’s “sexualization” was her own fault, if not actually her own purposeful intention, just for the “exposure” it gained her (pun very much intended)! My God, what a pitiful attempt at garnering attention, and with a phony premise to boot!