Color me shocked, but apparently Miley Cyrus has more common sense than Julianne Hough! Miley decided she wanted to dive head on into rap culture this Halloween by dressing up as Lil’ Kim in her infamous purple VMA outfit from the ’90s. And no, she didn’t go in blackface.
Cyrus posted a series of photos on Twitter and Instagram of her in the risqué outfit; boob out, covered only by a pasty. To be honest, I’m not judging Miley for this costume choice, I’m just pissed I never thought of it first.
Most girls, celebs included, just dress up as a slutty version of something for Halloween (nurse, firefighter, hernia, etc.) and look a fool. I’ll give Miley props: she wanted to show some titty this Halloween and instead of beimg a slutty version of Billy Ray (I’d love to see that costume) she decided to go as something awesome that just so happens to be showing titty.
This isn’t the first time Miley has dressed up as a female rapper, though. Last Halloween, she dressed up as Lil’ Kim’s arch nemesis, the painfully annoying Nicki Minaj, and, as much as it pains me to say it, that costume was kind of awesome, too. However, now that Miley is BFF with Lil’ Kim I guess she decided to stay away from Minaj costumes and just dress up as her proclaimed idol in her most famous outfit.
This is one of those times where I want to trash talk Miley Cyrus, but I just can’t. Bitch is fulfilling all my pre-teen/early teenage dreams. I was a little suburban, skinny, white girl who dreamed of growing up and being BFF with Lil’ Kim and wearing designer crop tops and smoking weed with Snoop Dogg. I thought that would be the coolest life ever, and now here is Miley stealing all my dreams! Miley is one of those people that I hate admitting I just get, but I do. I’m so ashamed of how much I love her Lil’ Kim Halloween costume.
WHY NOT ME?!