Mila Kunis obviously has a case of the “BUT I CAN CHANGE HIM”itis and she has it hard.? It is the only way to explain her relationship with Ashton Kutcher.? He is kind of good looking, so I get tapping-it-for-a-while-just-to-say-you-did, but to actually engage in a long term relationship with him?? Kunis either has very low expectations or Kutcher has gotten better with hiding his bullshit.
Now the rumors are growing stronger that they are going to take the next step.? Whispers of rings and babies are growing louder and louder.? Hopefully somewhere in the back of Mila’s mind, so is the whisper of STD checks and a pre-nup.
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher met many years ago on the set of That 70s Show, where a very underage Kunis did a lot of face sucking with Kutcher.? One of their big problems on the show was Kutcher’s character’s inability to keep his dick in his pants, which funny enough turned out to be true in real life.
During his real life marriage to #1 cougar, Demi Moore, it was no secret that Kutcher stuck his peen in plenty of females that wasn’t his stretched and pulled wife.? One would hope that Mila would have taken a cue from her character and not be with a guy like this, but I guess time makes you forget lessons learned.
Kutcher’s divorce from Moore is close to being finalized, so of course the next rational move is to immediately get married to someone else.? Kutcher is so good at monogamy that he should legally get committed to one person again.? Making sense is not needed when you’re pretty and rich and talentless.? Ashton has a penchant for waitresses and young groupies, which is very effective for a marriage.? And if going by Mila’s last relationship, she has a thing for antisocial homeless looking dudes.? So the combination of the two should prove for a long lasting happy union.
Even smarter is?Kutcher and Kunis’ alleged plan to start making babies before there is even a ring on Mila’s tiny finger.? They are doing the whole “We’re not trying, but not preventing” thing which is really the “We are lazy as shit and can’t be bothered to use birth control” method.? Could you imagine Ashton Kutcher as a father?? The guy is all looks, not much substance.?? He’d be giving the baby Spaghetti-Os at 2 months old and being all “What?? They got stars and shit!? That’s baby friendly!”
I am sure if they do get knocked up, it would do nothing but strengthen their love and relationship.? Babies screaming at all hours of the night, stretch marks and saggy skin, vaginas that can’t be touched for almost 2 months, these are all factors that make totally selfish people like Kutcher super duper happy.
Ramina says
What’s your problem? Are you drunk? How it is YOUR business whom Mila wants to marry to?
Chloe Smith says
Lighten up on your truck driver style of writing. No offense to truck drivers. Is that supposed to be funny or cool? It’s not.