In fairness to Michelle Williams, she really does have a brilliant haircut. However, you don’t want to hear us being nice about a woman’s barnet. You want us to be snarky and nasty. Don’t worry reader, it’s coming.
See, as good as Williams’ hairdo is, it’s still weird. Chilling in fact.
You see, her hair isn’t a fashion statement. She’s not thinking ‘Hell, I really like this Mia Farrow thing I’ve got going on‘, but rather, her hair is a memorial. You heard. It’s a tribute to the dead. She’s got corpse loving hair.
Apparently, Williams’ daughter – Matilda – wants her to grow her hair, but that’s not happening. Even if Matilda waltzes in fury about it, pounding her tiny little fists on her giant bed, shouting ‘…BUT ALL THE OTHER MOMS HAVE LONG LADY HAIR! NOT LIKE YOU AND YOUR SHORT BOY HAIR! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE YOU!’
That’s how celebrity offspring talk, isn’t it?
However, Michelle has an immense guilt-trip to beat all tantrums.
In an interview with Elle, Michelle said that the only people that like her haircut are “gay men and my girlfriends” and that straight men “across the board are not into this hair!”
She explains:
“I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair, and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it?”
She’s talking about Heath Ledger. Remember that guy? He died and instantly became a much better actor.
“I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years.”
“What Matilda would love is for her mum to grow out the cropped hair. Though that's unlikely to happen any time soon.”
GOT THAT? She’s still grieving AND she has a cool haircut.
NOW RACK OFF.
Unless you’re pointing out that she is happy to cover her touching tribute with a wig when she’s playing Marilyn Monroe, in which case, SHUT UP ANYWAY.
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amy says
Heath Ledger was always a good actor in Australian movies and deserved praise. Any movie he did with a crap American accent wasn’t.