Boooo! Hissss! Conrad Murray! He’s a rotten sod who killed Michael Jackson by being hopeless! He probably liked Prince’s records better! Boooo! What a stinkin’ rotter! And that’s what 99% of Michael Jackson devotees have spent their time shouting for the past 12 months.
Most MJ fans have all this worked out already so they must be wondering why the US legal system is persevering with such an expensive case like the one starting to unfurl around the cadaver of Michael Jackson.
Of course, everyone who actually knew Michael and saw him in person, spoke to him on the phone and kept regular correspondence with him – no, that doesn’t include trying to pick out hidden messages in his songs or vivid delusions and apparitions appearing in your room – don’t have a sausage when it comes to knowing what happened that night… but that’s okay because MJ fans know exactly what happened thanks to things they’ve read online. But wait! Jackson’s children have something to say!
Naturally, we should listen to Michael Jackson’s children. They were at the house all the time. They have actually met Michael Jackson AND Dr Conrad Murray. They probably said the word ‘propofol’ before we’d even heard about it.
Yesindeedio. People have chided many for showing a lack of respect in the face of these grieving children, so it really is only fair for us to let them have their say.
And apparently, Dr. Conrad Murray is doing cartwheels around his My First CPR books, as Michael Jackson’s children have stepped up to defend him, which is very handy as people are accusing him of killing their father.
Jacko’s kids refuse to believe that their father died due to a heart attack. and don’t believe that Michael passed away at the hands of Murray, mainly because of their father’s praise of Murray while under his care.
According to their former nanny, Grace Rwaramba, Murray was a regular fixture in the Jackson household and that Jackson would sing Murray’s praises on how he was such a wonderful doctor.
That’d be Michael Jackson there. Praising Dr Conrad Murray. Mental MJ fans hang on Jackson’s every word, so presumably, they don’t know who to blame and cry at now.
Jackson’s children, all speaking in unison like creepy crypt kids from a horror film, turned around slowly and said:
“There’s no way daddy could have died of a heart attack because Dr. Murray is the best doctor in the whole world.”
However, accidents do happen and while Murray may have been boss at looking after Jackson, there’s a chance that he may have tried to administer propofol into Jackson on his last day on Earth via a bright yellow JCB, trying to scoop open The King Of Pop’s vein and fire medicine from a pea-shooter while hanging out of the window.
We just don’t know.
And neither do you. We’re all treading water ’til the court-case kicks off and we can all watch it on television while all nearly agreeing that Man In The Mirror has the best key-change in pop history. Well, that or the one in ‘Invisible Touch’ by Genesis is.
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diana says
The fucking doctor did kill our Michael. Whatever it is, that fellar put that propofol in home and that’s wrong. Anyone could have been dead. And I know people involved as well.and the doc mixed propofol with other drug. That is totally wrong!!!!! Got it!!!
NellieO231 says
WOW…this whole “article” is so misleading, right from the title on down. TMZ is “reporting” that the kids nanny (Grace) told police that the kids said this right after Michael Jackson’s death. However, Grace wasn’t working for Jackson the day he was killed by Dr. Murray’s reckless (at best) actions. We have no way of knowing if the kids did indeed say something like this to Grace in the days that followed but even if they did what does it really prove? They are children and they had just gone through one of the most traumatic days in their young lives. They had been told that their father had suffered and died from a “heart attck” which is not technically true. His heart was stopped by being administered an overdose of Propofol by Dr. Murray. This was all probably pretty hard for them to understand. As it was for millions of people around the world. If they indeed said something to the effect of “Daddy couldn’t have died of a heart attack because Dr. Murray is the best doctor in the world” it only goes to show that Dr. Murray had them as bamboozled as Mr. Jackson. Obviously Dr. Murray is less than “the best Doctor”.
He is a murderer.
Joesph says
you are a terrible author. you really truly are. you do not understand MJ the way his true fans do. you just want reviews and good feedback of the garbage you’re putting out there. YOU ARE TERRIBLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna says
diana, NellieO231, Joseph *co-signs*
Couldn’t have said it better myself!
Jake says
While your article is hugely entertaining and informative, it can’t compete with the belly laughs the replies bring – are you just being lazy and letting the crazed necrophiles fill the pages and do your work for you? :)
kitty says
I wonder if Elvis fans also get called necrophiles. Hmm.