Justice! Justice, justice, justice! That weird institution where some people make their minds up on an event based on arguments proffered by professional liars.
Seriously. Lawyers will argue anything for the right price.
And of course, the lawyers have been going hammer tongues about who to blame for the death of Michael Jackson and they’ve convinced a jury to decide that Dr Conrad Murray is GUILTY! Now we can all start making some proper money on Jackson’s death! HURRAY!
Naturally, Michael Jackson’s fans had already made their minds up so this decision will prompt wild moonwalks of joy.
The Judge, with a lovely ice-creamy quiff, presided over the case, loving the fact he was on television, watched by the world.
Conrad Murray meanwhile, looked haggard as the judge gave Mrs Benson the form to read out a verdict of guilty of involuntary manslaughter, to which someone in the galley made a squeal that MJ would have been proud of.
There’ll be a team of mentalists in fancy dress moonwalking the streets of the world tonight!
You said that Conrad was a smooth criminal and the law agrees with you. It must feel wonderful to have a bunch of normal, non-mad citizens actually look you square in the eye and not say you’re insane.
Revel in this moment. Unless, of course, this turns out to be a gigantic miscarriage of justice (that’d be fun if it was, right? The circus has only just begun after all!).
Of course, the best bit of the whole thing was watching the rolling news channels broadcast the admin of the case while Judge Pastor farted about deciding what date he could organise a sentencing.
It really was a delightful segment of television while Jackson’s team demanding he got sent to prison IMMEDIATELY while Murray’s team said ‘C’mon, let him off for a bit.’
A split-screen revealed lunatic fans of Jackson’s fainting in the street and being whisked off in ambulances (presumably to get some commemorative propofol from the hospital) and bad lookalikes held badly spelled signs up.
Anyway, Murray got taken straight to jail, without being able to pass ‘Go’ and collect ?200, presumably to stop him getting killed by mad Jackson fans.
So there we have it. Crying and joy for MJ fans.
WELL DONE NUTTERS!
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Sally says
Poor Conrad. All he did was make the world a better place.
David says
At best he was inappropriate towards young male children but anyone with any brains knows better,secondly, he was a junkie who didn’t do anything of note in the years preceding his death except totally disfigure himself,so what’s with all the adulation now?
DefinitelyNotLiLo says
David I have just 4 words for you. “Fuck off and die”