Michael Jackson To Become Vegas Attraction?

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May 31st, 2005 at 13:30 by C J Davies

Rumours are circling like special gossip-vultures that - assuming he makes it out of this little matter of a criminal trial intact - plastic-faced music man Michael Jackson (CDs) is all set to become a star attraction in sleazy old Las Vegas.

Vegas According to a report on U.S show Celebrity Justice (great title), Jackson has been in several talks with ‘Nevada ShowmanSteve Wynn about a possible regular tourist-pleasing guest slot.

Word has it that Jacko is a huge fan of the big old gamblin’ city, and that - providing he doesn’t get thrown into the slammer and treated to  some ‘interesting’ attention by his new cellmate buddies - he would be more than happy to step into the coin-wasting vicinity and belt out a few hits.

hecklerspray hopes that - if this does all go ahead - Mad Mikey follows in the footsteps of previous Vegas superstar Elvis Presley (CDs) and follows a weight-gaining ‘cheeseburger-only’ diet. Let’s face it - who wouldn’t pay to see a fat man moonwalking?

Oh, and someone let us know how the Jacko trial turns out, won’t you? Makosi’s just been told of her ’secret’ Big Brother mission and - to be quite frank - we’d much rather be watching that for twenty-four hours straight…

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4 Responses to “Michael Jackson To Become Vegas Attraction?”

  1. Maurice Colgan Says:

    Schmelviser!

    There you go again with your gratuitous remarks about Elvis…….

    You obviously enjoy the attention you get from Elvis fans:-)

  2. whocares Says:

    I doubt MJ takes up an offer like this. He is not going to Vegas. It’s already been stated that he is going on a world tour.

  3. Ronald Says:

    Gratuitous remarks about cheeseburgers too.

  4. Tina Says:

    Oh, Dear me! I realize that Vegas has all the Oddities, Trousou wax museum, the magical Blokes’, and who can forget Barry Manillo…but do we really need Michael?
    Say it aint so!! We have too many children that live in the valley…he would be like a kid in a candy store!

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