Let's be honest, we all have pretty boring lives that generally fall in to a pattern of getting up, going to work, coming back home and sleeping. In between these set activates, we pad them out with eating, drinking and taking part in awkward conversations.
Occasionally, curiosity kicks in and if you're anything like us, you\’ll try and get creative, but ultimately fail when attempting something new.
One bloke who had an ever changing lifestyle was the former king of pop Michael Jackson. From playing in his very own fairground to dangling his kids off hotel balconies, everyday was like an adventure. Despite not being with us, the entire world is still gripped by his epic life, especially one man, Dr. Conrad Murray. Murray is the one who allegedly failed to stop Jackson dying of a heart attack from the drugs he ironically prescribed him. In yet another twist to the never ending saga, supposed evidence has emerged that shows Jackson might have had a taste for cocaine ? a drug not prescribed by Murray.
We know all sorts of things about Michael Jackson. Most importantly, he made a lot of decent pop records. However, more varied than his musical output was his many faces. His chops seemed to alter every day, kinda like he was made from putty. It must have been excellent fun for his three children each morning as they styled dad’s face.
One aspect of Michael Jackson?s appearance which was under constant scrutiny was his nose. Despite the Jackson estate telling us, he hadn?t had much work done, calling his snout wonky is nothing more than polite. Delicately poised on his face, it was hanging on by a thread and nothing more than a blob of baby food squished together with two small pinpricks jabbed in for nostrils.
Was it the result of botched surgery or had Jackson been sniffing some sort of happy clappy pixie dust? That's cocaine to us, but Jackson liked to give taboo things stupid names. Just look at the Jesus Juice he fed to his sleepover guests.
According to supposed secret documents that were collected during the 2003 child molestation trails, it's reported that:
?Traces of cocaine were found in Michael Jackson’s underpants when the garments were seized during a search of his Neverland ranch in 2003. A secret police document has revealed that toxicology tests on the Calvin Klein briefs showed traces of the substance, along with a “cocktail of other drugs. The file also alleges that 500 bottles of prescription medicine were found at the property during the raid.?
At this point, we're assuming that nutty Michael Jackson fans will leap to his defence and threaten to tell our mum what we said so we get no fishfingers for tea. What we would like to point out that this allegedly happened in 2003, therefore Dr. Conrad Murray and his defence team are clutching at some fairly tenuous straws. We assume that, in the six years of this happening, he'd have countless medicals and it would have been picked up. Claiming that a monster cocaine addiction made a drug crazed loon probably won't stand up in court.
They?ve already gained access to photos of his genitals for the trial, so we're curious as to where this is going to go. Could he shove a wrap of cocaine down his foreskin? That's the sort of act that would appear on Britain?s Got Talent.
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Randypan says
I heard Micheal Jackson was made of cocaine.
Cookie Monster says
This does lend credence to the theory that cocaine is a stepping-stone drug that leads to much harder stuff.
I don’t think that I quite understand the bit about it being found on his underpants, though. How does that work, exactly? Have I misunderstood how one best undertakes a good snuffle of cocaine? I’m guessing that it’s simply the case that having a good snorkel of the strong stuff is generally done with grease-stained tighty-whities on, as I’ve always pictured John Belushi having done between bottles of Jack Daniel’s.
This does answer another burning question, though indirectly. That being, boxers, briefs, undersized underoos with pictures of giraffes and whatnot, or panties? We now know that MJ preferred the same undergarments as MJ Fox in Back to the Future. Sweet relief!
JoeMomma says
“We know all sorts of things about Michael Jackson. Most importantly, he made a lot of decent pop records. ”
Now thats a lie. He just made crap that morons would like. Seriously, his songs are crap.
BRUNA MJ says
this is a lie!!!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP TO INJUSTICE ON MANY AN ANGEL INOSCENTE.
The NAO MICHAEL DESERVES SUCH CRUEL AND IGNORANT populace COIN ON LIES LIES ABOUT IT.
That’s not fair!
FOR MANY THAT DO NOT KNOW GOD IS THERE AND NOTHING HAPPENING OR UNSEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF GOD AND JUSTICE WILL BE DONE WITH ALL THOSE ANIMALS INJUSTICE DONE TO MICHAEL!
WHO IS GOD IN THE HEART KNOWS WHAT THAT IS PUBLISHED ESSO NO NOT TRUE!
THE FULL COURSE, THAT WAS OFFENDER MEDICAL BASTARD CONRAD MURRAY ANIMAL THAT IS BEHIND THIS LIE. TRYING TO BE THE CRUELTY INOSCENTAR
GOD IS BIGGER AND JUSTICE WILL BE DONE WITH ALL THE LIES AND UGLINESS THAT THIS CRUEL INVENTA pleb!
GOD IS GREATER!
GOD EXISTS!
THE LAST DAYS, THAT DR. MONSTROUS Realize JUSTICE IS FINDING MORE AND MORE EVIDENCE that may implicate him,”AND THE BASTARD TO ATTEMPT TO RID OF”prison, where he should have been the longest time, THIS IS INVENTING MORE DIRTY LIE to throw the U.S. JUSTICE .
BUT THIS IS NOT GOING TO MONSTER CAN NOT, AND SERA Imprisoned for life the electric chair.
AND THAT DR. MONSTER IS NOT GOING TO GET SO 4 MISER year CHAIN ??NOT BECAUSE WHEN JUSTICE DISCOVER THE AMOUNT OF LIES AND FALSE STATEMENT THAT THIS MONSTER HAS MADE, SUCH A BASTARD IN JAIL PENALTY WILL sera 10 TIMES MORE!
JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR MICHAEL!
BRUNA MJ says
THIS IS A BIG LIE.
RESPECT THE MICHAEL!
The MICHAEL DESERVES ALL THE LOVE AND CARE ABOUT THIS UNIVERSE.
AND WHO IS BEHIND THIS LIE IS THAT MONSTER MURRAY ANIMAL DOCTORS.
ANIMAL DOCTOR THAT IS DESPERATE BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT IS GUILTY, AND THIS invent a falsehood after another FREE TO JAIL, BUT THAT DR. MONSTROUS NOT GOING TO GET NO!
GOD EXISTS AND JUSTICE WILL BE DONE WITH ALL THE INJUSTICE THAT DID WITH MICHAEL!
JUSTICE AND THE U.S. HAVE TO OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THAT MONSTER THAT DOCTORS MIND LIES, AND MONSTER THAT DOCTORS HAVE TO BE ARRESTED AND Imprisoned for life!
K says
Yes he was a drug addict and yes he did use cocaine at one time. Now the real news, Mike is not dead, keep reading, he faked his death and now is living in another country but he’s in America right now. Michael has a lover so please nobody bother him, he is taken and is done with the fame, drugs and dancing. Michael has been off drugs since March of 2010 and he is doing much better, God bless him!
Jetix says
It’s hurt me..
Don’t worry Michael, what people say – I know the truth.
JoeMomma says
@BrunaMJ – So then MJ was an animal, because he had an animal Dr? He sure as heck danced around like an electrocuted monkey and sounded like a castrated cat in heat.
I have the answer says
I have the answer to the underoos and why there was cocaine on them. It’s very simple really. MJ couldn’t sniff his own armpits with that improvised putty and duck tape nose of his so he just hoovered it with his ass.
wow says
Wow, someone is in dire need of getting laid. Or a valium.
cawobeth says
“..may have been”. You answered your own question with your perverse brand of sensationalism. F you.