The trial of Michael Jackson’s personal physician – ‘Sexy’ Dr Conrad Murray – will enter a new phase this week: The thoroughly tedious, no-one cares anymore phase. There are rumours which suggest that even Jackson’s own family are beyond caring.
The doctor’s attorneys trying to counter three weeks of testimony, attempting to show that Jacko caused his own death.
Sadly, fans of the former King of Pop and relations are utterly bored by the whole thing and are now wishing they’d never shown any interest in the first place.
Lawyers for Dr. Conrad Murray have told jurors that the involuntary manslaughter case is getting increasingly boring and that, there’s nothing particularly interesting about the administering of propofol, nor indeed does anyone really care about Jackson’s sleeping patterns anymore.
Equally boringly is something to do with several pills of the sedative lorazepam and Michael Jackson’s later musical output.
Basically, the whole thing is getting tired already.
Lead defence attorney – Ed Chernoff – says that Murray’s team are going to try and answer two fundamental questions:
“First, how did Michael Jackson get to this point, this desperate point. And second, what happened when Dr. Murray was out of the room?”
A third point was considered, but Chernoff passed out with boredom. Everyone else present around him was also fast asleep and didn’t help him, leaving him on the floor as lifeless at Jackson himself.
Fans, who have been holding vigils for the late singer outside the courtroom, are also said to be delirious with the mundanity of the situation.
Some have been complaining of aching legs, while others have switched allegiance to Prince who is equally weird as MJ, but crucially, still alive and therefore much better value than a rotting cadaver.
There’s also mutterings that Jackson’s own family can’t be bothered with the whole thing as they expected this whole thing to move along a little faster.
Jermaine Jackson has shown that he’s bored of the whole thing by finding the time to write a book about Michael while the trial continues. Tito meanwhile has spent weeks thinking about taking that course about HTML programming so he can do his own MySpace profile without any help.
Conrad Murray himself is said to be considering pleading guilty, just so everyone can stop reading half-baked articles about Michael Jackson.
The trial continues for the next 40 years.
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Malcy says
Bored with you as well and you are no better than a rotting cadaver.
arzkazoo says
So…similar to MJ then?
the only says
The only reason to even pay attention to the trail is the hope that one of the nutters out on the sidewalk will snap completely and moonwalk naked thru the courtroom, or perhaps the dizy bitch with the doves will come back and the doves will peck her eyes out on national tv. Or maybe they’ll show a completely nude picture of wako jako so we can all see the truth about how he cut his wanker off to be more like Diana Ross.
ANNOYED READER says
WTF are you talking about!!!? Out of the hundreds of fans on my friends list not one of them is bored to the point of not caring!!!!!!!!! Naturally court cases can be long and even tedious in part…. but everyone I know is still following extremely closely and caring very much about the evidence being presented and what the end verdict will be.
me says
I am now utterly sure that who wrote this trash is a disturbed character who needs a serious help. Maybe this bizarre character can call on Conrad Murray so that he can take care of him/she/they in the most right way, so no one would cry and Murray wouldn’t even be trialed avoiding the serious risk of getting people bored and seek a cinema as soon as possible. Plus, the humanity would receive a big favor by that.
For the record, we (healthy people) do care about Michael Jackson now and forever, so live with it and move on, if not there always is Conrad Murray for you.
Cookie Monster says
“call on Conrad Murray so that he can take care of him/she/they in the most right way”
Dr Murray having already perfected his technique of ‘taking care of someone the most right way’, yes? Perhaps, as you suggest, Murray didn’t off MJ by accident. Maybe Murray realized what a perfectly crystallized pile of dung MJ was and made a conscious decision to take care of it, as you say, ‘in the most right way’. After-all, if you believe that Murray would do that now, it must be based on your belief that he’s done it in the past. The only alternative is that you’re a hateful retard who is entirely full of shit whilst hoping against hope that anyone who expresses an opinion contrary to yours should be murdered. Pray-tell that that cannot be true.
Conrad Murray – judge, jury, executioner – a proven track record that can’t be disputed! Combined with the guidance on life and death as provided by ‘me’, a new justice league has been forged!