Venturing out to secondary school is a worry for everyone concerned.
For the parents, it's quite likely that their little tykes will be let off the safety leash and into the heartless hands of a 17-foot bully. Some of the more confident children will embrace the opportunity to make new friends. Others will simply steal small amounts of chemicals form the science lab and blow stuff up.
For the offspring of Michael Jackson, they have never had this opportunity. Not just in grown-up school, but in general life. It's almost like their father wanted to keep them in a cocoon where they?d be wrapped up and guarded from everything. To coincide with the first anniversary of her son’s death, Katherine Jackson has explained how she wants a normal life for her grandchildren. So there's the pet giraffes gone then, bitch.
The UK commemorates everything to do with the Royal family with cheap posh-sounding china. From the Queen farting to Prince Charles using his ears to fly with, us patriotic Brits can proudly display them in our shed for generations to admire. Michael Jackson memorabilia on the other hand features us all sorts of kooky tat ranging from coins you can't spend to sparkly gloves that bring out crotch rubbing tendencies to bootleg bottles of Jesus Juice.
As far as we can tell, Katherine Jackson hasn’t decided to talk to the press about generating money or blaming Dr. Conrad Murray for everything. Possibly realising that fame caused her most famous offspring to die early, she’s stated that she wants a normal life for his grandchildren. Speaking to the Daily Mail, she said:
“I'd say I'm a little less strict but I've tried to follow the way Michael was raising them But they don't have friends. They don't go to school. They have private lessons at home. They?ll be going to a private school in September for the first time.”
Cutting between the words to pick up some sort of meaning, we believe that Katherine Jackson basically wants them to grow old, have a normal life and not be like Janet Jackson ? who, like a fart in an elevator, won't go away. It does make us wonder what basic education has been passed on to them. The art of singing and dancing may make them popular, but if Prince Michael can't win when challenged to piss against a toilet wall, then he?ll be in for it.
Whilst the Jackson gang are being forced to go to school, it still won't be the same. In private schools, the children aren't the same as the ones who grew up in state comprehensives learning how to hotwire cars and steal cheap electronics. Who?s going to taunt Blanket for having a stupid name? No-one will slip in the awkward taunt of ?My dad?s better than yours because he's alive? and who?ll call them all wackos?
At least they can educate the other children on not fucking around with fireworks when it comes to Bonfire Night. Pepsi really does give an explosive taste.
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Ezekiel B. Freeman says
You are such a stupid dude. Stop that crap and get to your senses. Mr. Jackson, his children the rest of the jacksons need respect. You either give them one or you f****k off.
Krishnesh Guataneenla, Chaatlanaish Province says
I curse, your hands, Michael Laidlow, for writing, such things about, a man who, you don’t even neighbour.
If, and only if then, you were a friend, of Michael Jackson’s, then, you could entreat this opinion, into an opinion of his.
Your name, is a disgrace, to the name of Michael Jackson, and I, and we all, will never forgive you, for this act of warfare, against the world’s top music wonder.
Jessica says
HEY ASSWHOLE, IF THAT’S THE WAY YOUR GOING TO WRITE YOUR BLOGS ABOUT THE JACKSON FAMILY. YOUR THE ONE, WHO IS A BITCH TO SO FUCK YOU TO ASSWHOLE. GET A DAMN LIFE, WHY DONT YOU. NO ONE WANTS, TO READ YOUR CRAPPY BLOGS ANYWAYS. SO GO, FUCK OFF YOU FUCKIN CREEP.
Emma says
Smart grandmafor sending the kids ot real school. They will never be “normal” whatever it is but close to. Yes, they kids will be mean to them. They always are( maybe they read adult blogs, that’s why).
Micheal “designed” these children and LOVED the the way he knew and could. They were his life, more tham music at his stage of life.
Blah blah blah says
You’re an idiot CASE CLOSED.
Gema says
Oh My God. Just WHAT is your problem? Were you jealous of Michael? Envious of what he had and you didn’t? Can’t think of any rational explanation. And you think he was weird? Man In The Mirror, and all that yeah??… Freak.
Gia says
I feel that its a good idea for Paris,Prince to attend private school even though Michael wouldnt do that its because he knows what its like to be in the outside world as a big entertainer and he knows what to expect so he was just trying to protect,I think that all Michael has done for us fans by GIVING,LOVING,CARING and also the best entertainment of all times he gave us everything he could give his fans, now its our time to give to Michael Jackson and thats by leaving and letting his children have the freedom that Michael couldnt have or give his kids let them go to school, go to the mall go join a football team or soccer get to go to a friends house,all of us fans Michael always said heal the world,make a better place I know Michael is watching all of us fans and our job is to protect his children not hurt them lets give them the freedom they deserve Michael would be so proud and i know he is because he is watching all of us and we all owe it to Michael Jackson, he gave us all he had and much more People always think about all the bad things that happened and all the lies that were said people should look at all the good that this man did for the sick and the poor and donated so much money i get sick when I hear about those bad things about a man that just wanted to help by giving and entertaining well thanks to all mj fans for reading i know its long but please as fans lets watch over the jackson kids we love u Michael. GIA from NEW JERSEY. Thankyou all….
manuela says
agree with you 200% he must be a loser and is a big dissapointment to his family what a jerk he is and very BORING!!!