Some people say that the film industry is churning out the same boring stuff week after week.
If it’s not another re-make, adaptation, based on a book or a sequel then it’s amazing to see something off any original merit reaching the big screen.
Transformer Megan Fox is sick of this and is making a one women stance against the generic films being exported out of various film studios. She wants to take things back to the old school and revisit the industry in the 1930s.
You may think she wants to don a Charlie Chaplin style moustache and partake in silent films, but you’d be wrong. Instead she wants to do a film in the nude. All because she believes it was done “arty” back then.
Unless Megan Fox has been living in a giant plastic bubble or has extremely powerful parental supervision software on her computer, we all know that – even though the 1930s ended long ago – films starring naked people are still being made. These films are called porn films, or if you’re a bit more classy, ‘adult entertainment’.
After a quick experiment, we typed “porn films” into Google and it told us there are 2,850,000 results. That’s a lot of links to men and women doing all sorts of strange and sometimes upsetting stuff to each other.
But does Megan Fox want to take part in one of those naked films, usually involving seven people with a bottle of washing up liquid and half a dozen boiled eggs? She said:
“I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No studio would ever take the chance of making a film like that again. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.”
We haven’t seen any films from the 1930s with people showcasing their genitals. But because they’re done in an arty way, it automatically makes whatever has been going on extremely tasteful and socially acceptable. Did one chap use his penis as an artificial paintbrush to decorate his girlfriend’s flat whilst she was away at the local supermarket to pick up some supplies for the larder?
Still, if Megan Fox wants to naked up our TV then we are all for it. Not because we’re perverts or anything, but simply because we want to see if the Fox has a bushy tail, if you know what we mean.
Whatever the case, hecklerspray is extremely intrigued about these saucy goings on and may have to spend this coming research doing some research into these so-called tasteful porn films. If we don’t post any articles on Monday, you know we are frozen to the spot due to the vulgar sights we have just witnessed.
Tom Fun says
Ok fine, let her do it. Fine.
machernucha says
Well she’s going to have, apparently, nude scenes in her new film: Jennifer’s body (directed by diablo cody)
http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/04/11/megan-fox-has-gone-nude-in-jennifers-body/
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/12/first-look-the-informant-jennifers-body-max-payne-coco-chanel/
David says
hi i would like to jump your bones