Matt Damon may be a more successful film actor than Ben Affleck, but Ben Affleck is much better at getting married and having a baby than Matt Damon. Until now, that is.
Matt Damon reportedly has a baby on the way, and it is currently growing inside his fiance Luciana Barroso. Let’s hope that Matt and Luciana name the baby after a nicer colour than Violet. Maybe Greenacre or NCS 2040-G10Y.
According to Access Hollywood, Matt ‘Matt Damon’ Damon (CDs) is expecting
his first child with fiance Luciana Barroso. Luciana is apparently
three months , which gives Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner‘s baby
a six-month headstart on things. She’ll be able to read before Matt
Damon’s baby, walk before Matt Damon’s baby and be in and out of rehab
way before Matt Damon’s baby.
Matt Damon met Luciana Barroso at the Crobar, a nightclub in Miami.
They dated for a year before Matt proposed in September. Talking to
Access Hollywood, Matt spoke about how much easier it is to have a
girlfriend that’s a barmaid instead of an actress like Minnie Driver or
whoever:
"That definitely helps. I think things can get magnified exponentially
when you have two celebrities in a situation. Suddenly the
interest it’s not just like twice the interest, it’s four, eight times
depending on the celebrity."
There’s
no date set for the Damon/Barroso wedding, which is probably a good
thing, as Luciana will no doubt get all massive and hormone-loopy in
the next six months or so. But when the marriage happens, Matt will
also become the stepfather to Luciana’s seven-year-old daughter from a
previous relationship.
All this baby talk is great for Matt Damon, because he’s been
recently saying how he sees himself as a ‘woodbine and the back of my
slipper’ kinda Dad:
"I have longed for kids in real life
I just have to learn how to be a disciplinarian. Now I’m good at winding kids up, but I’m not so good at chilling them out."
Read more:
Matt Damon To Be A Dad! – Access Hollywood
[story by Stuart Heritage]
lori says
He must like homely girls, she is not as good looking as Minnie Driver.
Nanette says
I think that Matt Damon looks like a mongoloid.
I hope his kid looks more like his wife.