Well, would you credit it? You wait for ages for a story about your favourite X Factor contestant, Matt Cardigan, to come along and them out of the blue you get two completely unrelated things appearing about him. Odd that.
First up, is that since the competition has started and everyone has finally started to realise that the original front runner, Cher, is clearly just Cheryl Cole in drag (seriously, you never see them both in the same shot, do you? Well, apart from the times that you do, but look closely and you\’ll see that one, or both of them are just surprised Labradors dressed from the sale rail at Topshop) the odds have considerably shortened in favour of Matt Curdle, making him the current favourite.
Also, in entirely unconnected news, he's just got back together with his girlfriend.
Timing is a funny thing, isn't it? A couple of months ago if you'd have wanted to get to know Treyc better you'd have had to, uh, meet her in real life or something. Or maybe arrange to ?bump into her? when she's wandering round the shops looking at meat. And if for some reason you'd have wanted to meet Wagner you'd just have to keep turning up at swingers parties for the over 40s with a truly scary amount of piss and vinegar (in both senses of the words – seriously, we imagine he has large Jeroboams of both at home that he liberally sprinkles over his sleeping-chamber to help lure his prey).
Anyway, if you want to find out about the culinary, olfactory or libidinous peccadillos of any of the contestants now, you just need to crack open a magazine or stay awake during the news.
Thanks to the relentless scrutiny of the press and the horrible workings of our minds, we now know, for example, that Paije enjoys long walks in the rain, winning at scrabble and impersonating a top hat while standing in alleyways, and that Belle Amie form human pyramids in order to attract the attention of prominent bacon producers. But we also know that Matt Candle has a fame hungry heart of stone that led him to dump his girlfriend of four and a half years after he got accepted into the boot camp.? But now, however, he's taken her back. Guess he didn't fancy Mary then.
DigitalSpy drops to its knees and bellows:
Cutmore said: “We’re doing things in our own time and we want to keep things between us private. But yes, we are back on the good terms we were on before the show started.? Cardle reportedly told her that he had made a “mistake” before asking her back.
(nb: Cutmore here refers to the girlfriend, as if you didn't know. They also seem to have spelled Cradle?s name wrong)
So, sorry ladies, him and his lovely behatted face are off the market. Well, until it seems prudent to dump his long term girlfriend again in the name of singing some dull songs to idiots.
Graham Wagner says
Hey! Wagner and x-factor RULES!!! Matt Crimping is the best. You and your acurate views on x-factor are so not true and I hope he does the best cover of one of the dead-ones songs yet to proove you wrong… wait… maybe I’m living a lie :(