Some celebrity couples creep me out more than I can possibly explain, and one couple that has really been weirding me out for a while now is Mary-Kate Olsen and her French boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, who happens to be the brother of the French president. Mary-Kate is 27, but looks about 16. Olivier is 44 and looks about 60. So needless to say, their romance gives me some real Lolita vibes.
Well, lucky for me (a.k.a. not lucky at all), MK and Olivier want to keep putting gross mental images in my head because these two have decided to make it legal and get married. That’s right, Mary-Kate can marry a guy who looks like her creepy uncle, yet gay people still can’t get married in most places around the world. Go fucking figure.
According to the most reliable of sources, Us Weekly, the French banker recently popped the question to the pint-sized former child star, thus making me all kinds of uncomfortable as I have a lady crush on every woman with the last name Olsen (MK, Ashley, Elizabeth) and Olivier kind of reminds me of the monster I was convinced lived in my closet when I was a kid.
Olivier has two kids from a previous marriage, Julien, 12, and Margo, 10. Here is a super awkward picture of him with MK and his daughter. If I have to tell you why this picture makes me feel weird then you probably don’t have eyes, and for that, I am sorry.
Yeah…I don’t know…I just can’t. It’s like: here’s dad out with his pre-teen daughter who isn’t ashamed of him yet, and his rebellious?teenager, too cool for school, daughter, who can’t be bothered to get off her phone when she’s out with dad and sis.
Sources close to the couple revealed this gem to Us:
Mary-Kate has made him a better father.
Well, yes, of course she would. Adding an older, wiser child to the mix would certainly help improve your fathering skills, I guess.
Either way, congrats to these two and good luck and all that junk. I’m too sick to care anymore, this pneumonia is really getting the best of me. I need some R & R, and by that I mean…
marguerite says
LMAO! hilarious.