Un-shocking ?shock-rocker? and massively uncontroversial ?controversial artist? Brain Hugh Warner is due to make a comeback next year, once again posing as unconvincing pantomime dame ?Marilyn Manson?.
The entire world probably shrugged at the news, secure in the knowledge that you can't create moral panic if you haven't had a record deal in over a year. He was dropped from Interscope.
Christ, even the emo kids who hang around your local park drinking cider don't know who he is anymore.
The tween-generation Alice Cooper is thought to have spent the last year standing by his front-door in full ?Marilyn Manson? regalia waiting for trick-or-treaters to knock whilst practising his best impression of Jack Nicholson?s ?wait till they get a load of ME? scene from Batman in the mirror.
But now he's BACK. And badder than ever.
If by ‘back’ you mean ?has scraped a deal with a small independent London record label?. And if by ?badder than ever? you mean ?only an option on a second album as nobody?s that confident in him?.
Cooking Vinyl ? for that is them ? were formed as a contemporary folk label and are clearly not filled with optimism.
Perhaps the market for below-par sub- Nine Inch Nails nonsense that sounds like it was made by a middle-class suburban teenager with no friends because he smells ?weird? trying too hard to come across as ?on the edge? is on the wane.
Cooking Vinyl?s MD Martin Goldschmidt has said that
“Manson’s in that mood where he really wants to come back fighting.”
Although we assume in this case the definition of ?coming back fighting? involves not tidying your bedroom and smoking low-quality weed in your Dad?s garage.
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somatica says
wow what a crap review, as a journalist u should have no opinion about him, just report the news, if quite sad that i just waisted 30 secs reading this bull.
JoeMomma says
Yay, more boring music!
ronnie says
wow what a douchebag story by a douchebag writer with no taste if you mean hack scribbler you mean Paul Pencott what an asshole.
Me says
I hope there wasn’t any money transacted in the writing of this.
*sigh* says
Were this a news site, a straight news report would be appropriate. As it is a SATIRICAL COMEDY SITE (capitals to make it easier for the hard of thinking), a satirical comedy article is appropriate.
Seriously, how do you people manage not to accidentally swallow your own trousers?
JoeMomma says
Wow, three ‘fans’ of this no talent hack. They must have been the last people to buy his album out of the Wal-Mart bargain bin.
Shawn says
Aww, does Paul need a hug? Would you like some milk and cookies to feel better, Paul? Poor thing…
Cookie Monster says
This Manson fella ripped-off his entire act from Janis.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice
Number Nine says
Ya aint gotta be a hater… but quit whining. Paul, I know your bored, complacent, and toooo lazy to build someone up to tear them down. Get a train set dude. Dont take it out on Rock-N-Roll.
oh, and it’s Reverend Manson dillwad.