Just when you thought the dumb-ass feud between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj was over, it comes back full force with Mariah comparing Nicki to the Devil. You’d think since neither of these bitches is on American Idol anymore, they’d be done talking about each other. Well, you thought wrong! Thanks to Mariah’s recent interview with the radio station HOT 97, the crazy diva vs. crazy diva feud you didn’t really care about in the first place continues!
Up until this point in the game, I had been on Team Mariah. I mean, it’s Mariah Fucking Carey. She’s one of the biggest female singers of all time (or maybe the biggest?) She’s sold like a billion records, released so many classic sweet jams, and one of the only artists to surpass her in number one hits is The Beatles!
I think she’s pretty qualified to judge a singing competition! Whereas Nicki Minaj has had like three hits (maybe more, I don’t know shit about Nicki Minaj, which means she can’t touch Queen MC) and has no right to be throwing shade at Mariah. However, Miss Carey’s decision to reignite this stupid feud and not just let it go has basically put me on neutral ground.
This battle of the one-screw-loose divas started up again on Wednesday, when Mariah said this about working on American Idol:
“Honestly, I hated it. I thought it was going to be a three-person panel. They gave me a nice dangling monetary moment, and I was just like, ‘Okay. Randy Jackson will be there; I’ve known him forever. He used to play bass for me. Like, this isn’t a big deal. This will be nothing.’ But it wasn’t that. It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan.”
And with that, Mariah Carey not only re-started her feud with her former American Idol co-judge, but started a new feud with Satan, who is probably really pissed about being compared to that whack job, Nicki Minaj.
I’m actually surprised that Mariah would take a jab at Satan like that after all he and Tommy Mottola did for her career, but I guess nothing should surprise me with Queen of the Butterflies, Mariah, anymore.
I haven’t watched American Idol since Kelly Clarkson won because frankly I don’t give a fuck, but from what I’ve seen in clips and read in stories, Nicki Minaj was acting like a holier than thou bitch who thought that everyone valued Mariah’s comments more than hers (I wonder fucking why?) I mean if I was trying out for a denying I had ass implants competition, I’d totally value Nicki’s opinion more, but if I want comments on my singing obviously I’d rather listen to someone who literally shits out gold records.
But at the end of the day, regardless of the fact that I’m wasting valuable drinking time writing about it, this whole feud makes me feel one way and one way only:
Thx for wasting my time says
This was painful to read. It is bad enough that Mariah essentially called Nicki Satan, but then to suggest that this would offend Satan, just WOW.
Renee says
Great article. I am a huge fan of Mariah Carey’s music. Not so much of the persona, just her as a musician. All the diva shit I can do without. With that said, great article. This so-called feud is silly and it baffles me why Mariah would make any reference to the feud. Insecurity perhaps. Who knows. Sighs, grow up Mimi and let it go.
BIG MIKE says
Mariah should be careful! Niki is a bit crazy in the head, fukks men, women, and probably dogs. Nikki probably hated mariah because she is married and don’t swing her way. I really would not put it past nikki to bring a pistol to where she knows mariah will be and shoot. MARIAH LEAVE THAT CRAZY HOE ALONE!!!!