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Mariah Carey Insures Her Giant Billion Dollar Goddess Legs

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Mariah Carey Insures Billion Dollar Goddess LegsSometimes you just have to say a name and a wealth of images and words bubble into your mind. Try it with Mariah Carey; what are you thinking? Diva? Warbling? Oddball? Giant Billion Dollar Goddess Legs?

If the final one wasn't in your list, it should be now. Because Mariah Carey has finally been awarded the title of Legs Of A Goddess in a shameless publicity opportunity sparkling event laid on by a shaving company. And, to make the most of this weird Goddess Leg thing, Mariah Carey has had her legs insured for a billion dollars, a move which has sort of put the kibosh on any hopes of Mariah Carey taking up the problem holding position for England at the World Cup next month.

It's not a new phenomenon for celebrities to want to insure their body parts. Fred Astaire insured his legs, Dolly Parton insured her breasts, Keith Richards insured his fingers and it was once rumoured that Jennifer Lopez had insured her arse for a billion dollars. That sounds a lot, but it only works out at about 12p for every square inch of arse. And so it's only natural for Mariah Carey to want to insure her legs for a billion dollars, right?

Well, not really. Mariah Carey is a singer, so it's her voice that is her fortune. Her legs are just the two digitally-elongated planks of flesh that allow her to totter about eight hours late for everything and let her approach French waiters so that she can tell them that she's just wet herself. But screw Mariah Carey's voice – Gillette doesn't have a product out that guilts women into shaving their voice – so instead Mariah Carey has insured her legs.

Sorry, her 'giant legs of a goddess'. Mariah Carey has insured her giant legs of a goddess for a cool billion dollars. It's all part of her deal to become the new face of Gillette for it's Legs Of A Goddess campaign. Talking to The Mirror about all this wanton leg-insuring, a source close to Mariah Carey – so probably a Gillette spokeman – said:

"The sum reflects her popularity. She's about to start a US tour and she'll have to be careful."

Did we mention that Mariah Carey's got a new single coming out on Monday? 

Read more:

Mariah's A Leg-End – Mirror

[story by Stuart Heritage] 

Comments

  1. SRD says

    November 5, 2006 at 12:38 am

    IF I HAD HER LEGS I WILL INSURE THEM TOO!

    SHE HAS A PAIR OF B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L LEGS!!!!!!!!!!

    SHES GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. love says

    July 21, 2007 at 11:44 pm

    I would love to have her legs. I would certainly insure them too !
    She’s a real DIVA.. Diva with a BIG D !!!!!
    Love you

  3. Larry Webber says

    December 23, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    The legs are out of this world but so is she

  4. Boony says

    April 28, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    So you are hotter than my own girlfriend…
    and she knows that i love her forever but i love you toooooo…………. way more than i love her.. but its different love………

    ANOTHER THING THAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU BESIDES THAT YOURE HOT AND YOUR MUSIC IS THAT YOU GOT AN ASS AND yOU ARE NOT FLAT CHESTED LIKE MY GIRL…… J/K

  5. kirk says

    May 31, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    i relly love mariah very much…….she’s my idol……she’s almost perfect for me…..because nobody is perfect right…..

  6. DODGEY says

    November 14, 2008 at 9:18 am

    OI MARIAH IZ MY SIZE. SHES MY CHICK SO BACK OFF…HORNY PEOPLE!

  7. Billion Dollar Brain says

    October 18, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    omg what happened to my comment :0

  8. Lone Wolf. says

    August 17, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm she has nice legs and a lovely V4GINA lol ill love to give her an O00RGA5M ANYDAY!





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