Look, It’s The First Hannah Montana Movie Trailer
Ready for the first Hannah Montana movie trailer? Good, because Miley Cyrus doesn’t seem to be.
You see, it’s obvious that Miley Cyrus really, really doesn’t want you to go and see the Hannah Montana movie when it’s released in April. That’s why she’s gone out of way to make the whole thing seem as grossly appalling as possible.
Look, there’s Miley Cyrus introducing the movie with the voice of a chainsmoking miniature troll who’s been possessed by the devil! Look, Miley Cyrus can’t stop pulling a genuinely disturbing look of self-hatred every time she says her own name!
What? There’s still a part of you that wants to go and see the Hannah Montana movie? Wait – Miley Cyrus isn’t done yet! Look, here’s Miley robotically referring to the Hannah Montana movie as “her first big-screen adventure” – which is essentially a slightly shorter way of saying “her integral second-quarter generic mass-marketed media, stationery or sweatshop-produced fashion product.” Here’s an insufferable berk on a horse! Here’s an actual verbal promise of an appearance by Rascal Flatts! Boy oh boy, this Hannah Montana movie is going to be awesome!
cainnnnt waiiit to see it
Everyone in the world will go see this movie!! I can’t wait!!!!
Miley Cyrus is just the cutest girl there ever was…and she sings awesome too. I’ll be there opening day to see her.
Thats nice, Logann.
Now take your meds, please.
Miley couldn’t be more happier in the sneak peak of her new movie and she lookes like she was crying but i still love her like a sister and Miley she is older than me she is 16 years old and she has a beautiful doggy name sophie cyrus and miley was crying when her mom gave her the puppy and she took her puppy to millions of milkshakes to get a milkshake and she loves reese’s candy and i love Miley Cyrus very much and she is a talented young adult who will be turning 17 years old in nine months and she is really excited about it like when she turned 16 years old at the american music awards and she performed fly on the wall from her cd breakout and i think she was a bit nervous but she was alright though she loves her 6 dogs, her brothers and sisters,and mom and her dad too. The movie is about Miley going back to her hometown of Tennessee and she was so happy to be back home and she was crying i think but it is alright Miley cries sometimes but you can’t hide your tears in your eyes and i love you miley cyrus live your dream and sing your heart out and take care of sophie.
Logann has your mom ever been on “Rock of Love”?
wow this article is bogus
thts not nice lisa !
Thank you Bill and/or Ted
are you kidding?! i am SO looking forward to this! i mean it seems so interesting; i cannot wait to see it. ^^
i love hannah montana and i can’t wait to see your moive
Ahhh i love her so much<3 Shes amazing and yay =]
im deff gonna be number one on line to see it =]
i wud love to go see the movie but my mom is having a babie and i cant go
i will do my best to be ther i wont mis it i promes
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Jacky
it is going to rock am so gonna see it i hope yall have fun as much as i am going to
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Miley
i luv hannah montana season 3 i know that the hannah montana the movie will be awsome i cant wait to see it ii luv miley cyrus!!!!!
shes the best singer and dancer ever !! shes only 16 and shes great!
Did you know that the golf cart Miley used in the movie during that very hilarious scene is being raffled off and proceeds go to cancer research. Go to http://www.fiestaspanishhorse.org to see the golf cart and to find out how you can buy raffle tickets. Also Miley autographed the front of the golf cart, we that Miley from the bottom of our hearts for doing this and making this happen. The raffle is May 2, 2009 at the Los Angeles Equestrian Center during “Fiesta of the Spanish Horse”
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I Think that Miley On the movie she was crying but i don’t know why but she cries sometimes too in real life. But everything is going to be alright for miley because she is a great person in real life but when she gets upset she starts crying alot but i care about her she is like my big sister and i see her fans cheering for her.