Look, if you're still under the mental delusion that the ball went over the line, you’re wrong.
Oh, hang on a second, it did? Bloody hell, we wouldn't have known that if it wasn?t for the wonders of multi-angle replays giving us 50 different version of the incident. we're sure that they?ll all be compiled onto a Christmas DVD that our German chums will get pure football satisfaction from.
If you tucked into crates of beer to ease the pain of losing, it was a short term cure. Soon morning came, when tongues became furry and arseholes bravely dumped out the contents of the previous night?s evil kebab. You know what really makes everything better? Hugs. But we’re not going to hug you. So here?s the next best thing – a happy dancing duck. After the jump…
If you don't smile at this then we can confirm you have no soul and probably get enjoyment from writing cheques to charities that subsequently bounce. This then results in African villages not being built and people like Madonna being allowed to fly in on broomsticks to pick up a child to use as a modern plaything.
We've never seen an animal respond so well to receiving a tiny crumb of bread. Once gulped down, it starts to go mental!
To anybody who ever wanted to see a human make a tit of himself on Ecstasy, this is literally the same. Apart from the fact that a stupidly cute duck is involved and not a grim raver spending ?5 on a pint at a less than fancy bar.
Bless this duck; it doesn't deserve to be turned into pancakes.
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Neil says
A goose, no? Same family, different sub-family. Shocking :P