Lindsay Lohan’s Bang List is Real, So Says Lindsay Lohan


Remember a while back when every gossip site and tabloid (myself included) was talking about Lindsay Lohan’s alleged celebrity bang list? At first, I was doubtful that the damn thing was even real, but, according to Lohan herself, the list IS real! And who better to trust than Lindsay Lohan, right?

Lohan appeared on “Watch What Happens Live” the other night to pimp out the finale of her dismally rated “reality” docu-series, and during a session of “Plead the Fifth” she admitted that yes, she did write the list and did actually bang all those people.

When asked about the list, which included 36 celebs, ranging from A-list to Z-list, Lindsay said:

You know, I?m going to get serious for a second.?That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford. And someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it. And so that?s a really personal thing and it?s really unfortunate? I talk about it on the last episode on the OWN show, so to be continued.

Now, I’ve never been to rehab or AA, because I think I’m too good for that shit, but I’m a little skeptical that there is a recovery step that involves you listing every famous dick you’ve sat on. I mean, what about the people who haven’t slept on any famous dicks?! Is this step meant to make them feel bad and inferior for only blowing no name dudes? For shame, Betty Ford!

In case you didn’t know, Lohan’s list included some names such as Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Evan Peters, Jamie Doran, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Colin Farrell, and the late Heath Ledger.

So far only Franco has addressed the list, and he denies ever banging Lohan. I basically believe him because I really don’t think James Franco gives two fucks about anything, so if she lied about him I’m a bit skeptical about some other names on the list. I mean, I don’t want to call Lindsay Lohan a liar, buttttt…..


  1. Parker says

    Wow. So typical to side with a dude instead of a girl when it comes to wondering if they slept together. OF COURSE James would lie about something like that, he’s becoming so mainstream and, especially with a list of Lindsay’s partners floating around, people would think less of him. We know now about his soliciting sex from an underage fan girl, I don’t believe him for a second about the list. And it is really silly of you to not believe that she had to make this list for AA. Some names are blocked out, how do you know that THOSE aren’t names of non famous people? Or perhaps she doesn’t sleep with non famous people? Either way, the step most likely had nothing to do with CELEBRITY partners, just sexual partners in general??? I would think that obvious.