Remember a while back when every gossip site and tabloid (myself included) was talking about Lindsay Lohan’s alleged celebrity bang list? At first, I was doubtful that the damn thing was even real, but, according to Lohan herself, the list IS real! And who better to trust than Lindsay Lohan, right?
Lohan appeared on “Watch What Happens Live” the other night to pimp out the finale of her dismally rated “reality” docu-series, and during a session of “Plead the Fifth” she admitted that yes, she did write the list and did actually bang all those people.
When asked about the list, which included 36 celebs, ranging from A-list to Z-list, Lindsay said:
You know, I?m going to get serious for a second.?That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford. And someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it. And so that?s a really personal thing and it?s really unfortunate? I talk about it on the last episode on the OWN show, so to be continued.
Now, I’ve never been to rehab or AA, because I think I’m too good for that shit, but I’m a little skeptical that there is a recovery step that involves you listing every famous dick you’ve sat on. I mean, what about the people who haven’t slept on any famous dicks?! Is this step meant to make them feel bad and inferior for only blowing no name dudes? For shame, Betty Ford!
In case you didn’t know, Lohan’s list included some names such as Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Evan Peters, Jamie Doran, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Colin Farrell, and the late Heath Ledger.
So far only Franco has addressed the list, and he denies ever banging Lohan. I basically believe him because I really don’t think James Franco gives two fucks about anything, so if she lied about him I’m a bit skeptical about some other names on the list. I mean, I don’t want to call Lindsay Lohan a liar, buttttt…..