Lindsay ‘Lindsay’ Lohan has been pretty busy hasn’t she? Stealing stuff, snorting stuff, necking stuff… but alas, not punching stuff. Nope, it appears that LiLo really didn’t lamp that woman round the head at the Betty Ford Clinic, which in itself, is something of a let-down.
It has been reported that the actress/celebutante/trainwreck won’t be facing criminal charges after the complaint was filed about her attacking an employee at a Betty Ford Center halfway house.
If we’re honest, we can’t imagine that Lohan is much of a fighter anyway. Once upon a time, we could have easily imagined it because she seemed like the ultimate trash pin-up, but these days, she’s kinda feeble and square.
The prosecutors couldn’t dig up enough evidence against Lohan to support charges according to Riverside County District Attorney’s Office spokesman John Hall.
This decision comes on the back of three months worth of investigations. Or, as it will now be known, that time when some people of the law desperately wanted something to transpire from this because a celebrity was involved, but now they’ll have to admit defeat and go back to booking petty criminals who won’t land anyone in the papers.
Hall said, through gritted teeth:
?This was not any higher priority case than anything else. It just went through its normal case as any other misdemeanor battery case would?
Meanwhile, Betty Ford Center staffer Dawn Holland who claimed that Lohan smacked her upside her head, is now left looking like a liar, which must be nice. People will probably tut at her when she’s down the shops now.
Even nicer is that Dawn Holland got sacked by Betty Ford for violating patient confidentiality. So she’ll get tutted at while stood in the welfare cheque queue as well.
So there you have it ambulance chasers! Sometimes, it can come and bite you square on the ass.
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Cookie Monster says
Lamped, again? Time for Hecklersploosh to consult the thesaurus of charming, but worn, British terms.