Regressive simpleton and spokesman for the thunderously stupid, Liam Gallagher, has decided that his opinion is worth a shouting at everyone… almost like people who use twitter. Y’know? Shouting at the ether?
And oddly enough, he’s decided to drag his knuckles into view and start shooting his lantern gob off about twitter like a frightened troglodyte frightened of a passing automobile.
Basically, he thinks twitter is for dicks.
Get that everyone? King Knob’ead wants you to know that anyone who uses twitter is a dick. Guess who is on twitter? Liam Gallagher, that’s who.
However, he’s got an answer for that. He’s got an answer for everything hasn’t he? Apart from, of course, how to make a decent recent record without the aid of his brother. And even then…
Anyway, the yelper says,
“I hate fucking tweeting, it’s for dicks. I only do it when something needs to be cleared up. I hate it. It’s rubbish… About all that, though, talking about your lunch, it’s like, come on… people need to be lined up and fucking shot, man, people who do that. It’s like, close the door behind ’em, mate. Who gives a fuck, man?”
He has a point. Who really cares about what famous people are eating?
Step forward Liam Gallagher from a couple of years ago:
“Eat less, move more and don’t drink beer ? it’s as simple as that. But me, I love pies and chips ? so it’s really hard.”
Still, that’s a one-off right? Again, here’s Liam talking about his healthy new lifestyle from earlier this year:
“I run. World to myself. Birds. Trees. With golf, I love making proper contact with that ball. I’m still on the fish. Sardines or salmon. Salad. I feel good. It’s only the ciggies that really stand in me way.”
Close the door behind you, you wretched penis.
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Mangosta says
Not to worry. The Black Monolith from 2001 will soon appear and teach him to use bones as rudimentary tools.
T-Cake says
I remember listening to “What’s the Story?” back in my teens and thinking that the Gallaghers and Oasis were the tits. Who’d have guessed that 15 years later I’d be wondering if Liam might be mentally retarded?