Liam Gallagher is a man who has shown no mercy for absolutely anyone on Earth, including his own reflection. He’s tooted drugs, swilled special brew and had his teeth knocked out while swaggering around like a braying scally faecal hammock, ready to spout off about anything and everything.
Sadly, like most pigeon chested indie frontmen, he doesn’t even come close to having the talent to back up his ego, which invariably makes him all the more likeable or interesting as a pop culture case-study.
However, all that boorish bad boy nonsense could be a thing of the past because now, he’s into sardines and spirituality (which in fairness, sounds like an Oasis LP title).
That’s right! Liam is doing a Lindsay Lohan and sorting himself out! The Beady Eye frontman reckons that his hard living ways are behind him now, as he eyes up being a responsible adult ahead of his 40th birthday next year.
Now with added religion!
He said to a paper behind a paywall, so there’s no point linking to it:
“I’m a spiritual kinda guy. I’m not wearing a sheet and walking down the street banging a tambourine. And I’m not turning into fucking Bono. It’s private. But I’m connected, man. To something.”
“I’m older now. I don’t wanna grow up like a dick. I don’t want to get to 40 and embarrass my kids”
So what’s he up to now then, apart from being a stinkin’ hippie? Well, he’s acting like a stinkin’ hippie.
“It’s great. I run. World to myself. Birds. Trees. No hassle from idiots. With golf, I love making proper contact with that ball. I’m still on the fish. Sardines or salmon. Salad. I feel good. It’s only the cigarettes that really stand in me way.”
Jesus H. We think we preferred him when he was trying to kick the guts out of his shadow and squaring up to lampposts and that.
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Yossarian says
Someone tell him that liking sardines, salad and running is not spiritual, it’s called being middle-class.