Ah, the Gallagher brothers have been quiet since Oasis split. This of course, has been an absolute godsend for everyone on Earth who isn’t related to the group. However, Liam has a new band and an awful clothing range to promote, so he’s decided to open and close his mouth.
So what’s he saying? Well, Liam is claiming to have heard most of Noel’s solo album. Is that because Noel sent him a CD of them?
Well, according to Liam, he’s heard them because Noel’s solo stuff were tracks taken from Oasis sessions.
Liam, still bowling around like the archetypal Manc prick, has spouted off about his sibling’s record, saying that he cut vocals for most of the songs which will feature on Noel’s upcoming record.
He spat:
“I’ve heard his fucking new record ‘cos I fucking sung on half of it. When I was in America for ‘Dig Out Your Soul’ he swiped some off because he obviously knew he wanted to do a solo album.
“So he can talk all the bullshit about, ‘Oh, I was intimidated,’ and all that. Fucking nonsense. Behave. He knows. The people know. And I know.”
The people? Who might they be? The 8 remaining humans who give a shit?
Liam added that he doesn’t give a hoot about Noel’s future projects, but does predict that his concerts will be dull.
“I haven’t spoken to him, I haven’t seen him. It’s very hush-hush round his camp. I put up with 18 years of that fucker so I’m not arsed with what he’s doing.
“I’m sure it will all be very civilised and grown-up. His gigs will be like those that you can really stroke your chin at. With four rent-a-Scousers wearing shell-suits.”
As opposed to overpriced pea-coats from Pretty Green?
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Brian says
Whoever wrote this obviously is Justin Bieber fan.. A poor Justin Bieber fan at that.