People tend to only recognise Lara Flynn Boyle for the men she hangs around with – like Jack Nicholson and, um, David Spade from Just Shoot Me – but that ends now, because Lara Flynn Boyle has got married to somebody we doubt even she recognises.
According to reports, Lara Flynn Boyle got married in Texas on Sunday to Donald Ray Thomas, who she's apparently been going out with for six entire months. While we're obviously very happy for Lara Flynn Boyle and Donald Ray Thomas, just don't ask us who Donald Ray Thomas is – if we're honest we barely know who Lara Flynn Boyle is.
Oh, we're kidding. Of course we know who Lara Flynn Boyle is – Lara Flynn Boyle is probably best know for being the vaguely octopusish woman from Men In Black II, although she's also been in Threesome, the TV show Twin Peaks and Huff, The Practise and Las Vegas – three TV shows most notable for not really being very good.
However, it's not her career that Lara Flynn Boyle is well known for; it's for being unusually skinny and having a bunch of famous boyfriends. Lara Flynn Boyle famously stepped out with Jack Nicholson in his pre-prosthetic penis days – even though he's 33 years older than her – and she's also been out with David Spade, who's currently involved in the car crash that is the Charlie Sheen/ Denise Richards divorce. Hilariously, Wikipedia also states that Lara Flynn Boyle once dated Eduardo Sciammarella, "who later became a prominent interface designer."
But all of her high-profile conquests are behind her now – on Monday Lara Flynn Boyle got married to Donald Ray Thomas in Texas, as People reports:
Lara Flynn Boyle and Donald Ray Thomas were married on Monday, a rep for the former star of The Practice tells PEOPLE. "She's ecstatic," says the spokeswoman. She's "very, very happy." The couple met two years ago and became friends before starting to date six months ago.
And that's it. Obviously at this point you're wondering just who in the hell Donald Ray Thomas is and what he thinks he's doing marrying a semi-famous TV star like Lara Flynn Boyle. Well, Google is your friend. We ran a quick search on this 'Donald Ray Thomas' character and we're pleased to tell you that the results showed that Donald Ray Thomas is a 71-year-old Republican law-maker. Or a Baptist minister. Or a 57-year-old dead man who died a decade ago. So we hope we've cleared that all up for you.
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lofifi says
not much news this close to christmas, huh?
Maddie says
Exactly. I don’t know how Lara looks now. Can’t forget the time she wears those ballerina skirts. Ugh!