Life moves quickly in the Kardashian-Jenner household.
It’s your first magazine spread at birth, your first Gucci sheer dress at a year old, your state-of-the-art Range Rover at fifteen, botox at seventeen, first marriage at around twenty one, shortly followed by a messy divorce, a carefully planned nude photo scandal, and a whirlwind romance with a rapper to create the next generation of hot mess.
Kylie Jenner is already well ahead of schedule judging by her bizarre sausage lips and new boo ‘Tyga’, so we could well be looking at Kylie’s Big Fat Wedding Special to round off the next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. That show will never die as long as Young Money is around, guys.
Kylie ‘Still Legally A Minor, Just So You Know’ Jenner is reportedly doing the do with 24-year old rapper Tyga, despite the fact that she is still young enough that her parents have just worked out custody arrangements for her in their divorce.
If you don’t think that’s weird enough, he also has a two-year old son with ex-fiancee Blac Chyna, who’s besties with Kim Kardashian. For all the useless crap they feel the need to document on KUWTK – Scott Disick trying to persuade Kourtney to let him in her back entrance, for one – I’m willing to bet they didn’t include the scene where Tyga tells Kim that he’s left her best friend for her underage sister.
‘Sources’ are saying that Kylie already wants to marry this guy, and is psyched about becoming a step mom before she’s even left high school. But it’s anyone’s guess if that’s true because as we all know when it comes to the Kardashians, the ‘sources’ are either complete strangers or Kris Jenner. There’s no in-between.
The abomination doesn’t stop here, however. They are also rumoured to be hooking up in the music studio, with another source revealing that:
“You can count on Kylie and Tyga doing something musically. The point is,?he thinks she's got something and could be star in the music industry…he likes her look and her voice. He's trying to?put her either on a couple tracks to see how?comfortable she is or in videos. There's still a market out there for?exotic video girls and this is an idea he's thought of for Kylie.”
A Kardashian. In a music studio. This could be the second coming of Kim’s music career.
You pack the canned goods, I’ll get the bottled water and meet you all in the fallout shelter in ten minutes. May God have mercy on our souls.
Kia says
And I’m betting you’s are just making all this crap up! :)
Hater gonna hate!
Useless crap?
I think THIS is useless crap that you’s feel the need to constantly write about a SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL.. A lot!
By the way, where is the full blown proof that she is married? Or that her and Tyga are dating?
I’m sure you’s are just jealous that she’s got that cash and a lot more attention than what this magazine gets.