When I heard that Kristen Stewart was hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend I was like ‘Ugh, really?’ Not because I don’t like her, I actually really do, however, that being said, she’s really painfully awkward. Great on film, but have you ever seen her at an awards show or trying to do an interview? Man, it’s painful to watch.
However, as it turns out, Kristen did a really, really good job, oh, and in case you were still speculating, she is so gay!
Kristen opened the show by talking about how fucking weird it was when Donald Trump was obsessed with her and Rob Pattinson’s break-up a few years ago. Apparently he tweeted about it ELEVEN times. Before I continue with this blog, I would just like for my American readers, even the Trump supporters who still come here for some reason, to take a minute and think about the fact that your president tweeted about the romantic relationship between the kids from Twilight ELEVEN times. I mean, I guess he was REALLLLLLY hardcore Team Edward, but that’s a bit much.
But anyway, Kristen opened the show by joking about how she’s here to promote Twilight which has been available on iTunes for like 8 years, but then got down to the Trump stuff:
I’m a little nervous to be hosting because I know the president is probably watching and I don’t think he likes me that much. Here’s how I know.
She then read this Tweet that Donald Trump LEGITIMATELY made (please remember he’s cheated on his two ex-wives and, let’s be real, probably Melania):
Stewart then went on to say:
I know what you’re thinking, ‘That’s so crazy, the president tweeted about you once.’ No no – the president tweeted about me 11 times.
Here are a few more of those gems:
Weird, right? AND THIS GUY IS PRESIDENT! But anyway, Kristen then finished up on the Trump topic by saying:
So to be fair, I don’t think Donald Trump hated me. I think he’s in love with my boyfriend. So yeah that’s crazy the pres is not a huge fan of me. But that is so OK, and Donald – if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not gonna like me now because I’m hosting SNL and I’m, like, so gay, dude.
Excuse me, while I:
Kristen hasn’t exactly been hiding her sexuality and is currently pretty public with mega hot babe Stella Maxwell (my current lesbian couple crush), but for her to go on stage at SNL and tell Donald Trump she’s so gay while he probably playing Monopoly Jr. with Mike Pence is AMAAAAAZZZZZZING. The world is getting pretty scary for so many groups out there right now, so to see someone come out in such a public forum, with metaphorical fingers up to the president is badass. Two snaps for you, K Stew!