Kristen Davis – the woman from Sex And The City who isn't the horse-faced one, the slag or the ginger lesbian – is now officially the most beautiful woman in the world.
And of course it must be true, since Kristen Davis came top of a beautiful woman survey conducted by Eve magazine, which makes sense – since it looks like the sort of dreadful magazine that intersperses 30-page features on lovely haircuts with features apparently written by a computer randomly programmed with a vocabulary of 50 empty words like "chic" and "fashionista" and "hot" and "must-have" that's read by idiots who think that watching a show like Sex And The City makes them classy and sophisticated instead of the Jeremy Kyle-watching Superdrug checkout girls that they really are.
Beauty is a difficult thing to define – does it come from an inner light that you can see radiating through the kindness of an individual's eyes, or does it come from wearing a tight top and no bra now and again? We just don't know. But – thank the lord – readers of Eve magazine know. And they have said that Kristen Davis from Sex And The City and The Shaggy Dog is the most beautiful woman in the world, beating literally every other woman on the planet. And Eve editor Sara Cremer knows why Kristen won:
"Kristin's natural beauty combined with her on-screen presence make her a woman with style and substance. She exudes sex appeal without compromising her intelligence and independence."
See? We just thought it was because her face was quite OK-looking. According to Kristen Davis herself, the reason why she is more beautiful than everybody else is because her Mum once told her:
"how to be comfortable with your natural beauty."
Of course, we're sure that Eve magazine really cares deeply about how beautiful Kristen Davis is, and isn't planning to follow up the survey with a Now Buy This Expensive Shit To Slop On Your Face So That You Can Look As Beautiful As Kristen Davis piece cynically designed to make women feel slightly more insecure about themselves so that they keep buying the magazine to discover how to look better in a bikini.
Oh, and while we're at it, the best way to look good in a bikini is to do more exercise and eat less massive cakes. Here's the full list of Eve's most beautiful women, if you're interested:
1. Kristin Davis
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Halle Berry
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Charlize Theron
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Kate Winslet
8. Eva Longoria
9. Jennifer Aniston
10. Angelina Jolie
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
denzel washington says
she’s cute babe and
deserves this title though i agree with you that beauty is difficult to difine.you are
not ok with this just show us who is thmost beautiful cause there really exists a most beautiful
brad pitt says
she is really beautiful , she derves it
Timothy says
Apparently no one who reads these hateful articles is a very good speller.
Personally, I would have put Kate Beckinsale at the top; and several others
on this list would rank a bit higher…the list should be “Ten Most Beautiful
Celebrities,” though…there are many flowers that bloom in the wilderness
unseen; it’s cynical to think the botox brigade out in Hollywood contains
all the feminine beauty in the world; quite the opposite.